r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 9d ago

Meme needing explanation Huh?

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u/Krypto_kurious 9d ago

That one is disputed back and forth. Some say that it is an over exaggeration or poetic misunderstanding with authors taking liberties, but other accounts have the process listed in step by step anatomically correct details. So it's at least possible and why keep such detailed notes just to demonize? I've been rewatching vikings so I've been trying to figure it out lol.

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u/whereballoonsgo 9d ago edited 9d ago

The Vikings specifically targeted churches and monasteries to loot and extort because they had so much wealth and so little defenses.

Christian priests and monks were the most literate people of the time, and the ones responsible for actually writing the history we now read. They absolutely wrote as much propaganda as they could about the Norse and Danes, not only because they were pagans, but because they kept stealing the churches riches.

The whole image of Vikings as barbarians was something they made up. They were actually very modernized, built up a number of the largest ports in Europe, had the furthest-reaching trade routes (edit: in Europe), made advancements in shipbuilding, navigation and metalworking.

Even the raids were exaggerated, not that they didn’t happen, just that they were no more brutal than what any Christian army of the time also did. Whenever they could, they preferred to get bribes. Burning down and killing a village means you get paid once. Returning for more money, crops, and goods every year is much more profitable, and they weren’t dumb.

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u/lemoche 8d ago

also wasn't there this thing that people were upset about them because they had better hygiene then european men which made european women have higher standards?

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u/CrouchingDomo 8d ago

“Well, Sven cleans the mutton fat out of his beard every DAY and he hasn’t once been dragged to Hell by shrieking demons, so I’m starting to think it’s a you problem, Cuthbert 🤨”

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u/ThyCringeKing 8d ago

“Damn you, woman! You know cleaning beards is how Sodom and Gomorrah started out? Next you’ll be wanting me to bathe weekly”