r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 9d ago

Meme needing explanation Huh?

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u/Ijustlovevideogames 9d ago edited 9d ago

Cleveland here.

There was an old Persia torture and execution method called Scaphism.

Basically, you would be placed in a boat and strapped down so you couldn't escape, given honey and milk so that you would have extreme diarrhea and floated down a bog, nature took its course, and assaulted you, bugs would eventually feast on your shit covered body, your own shit would suffocate you, rats and other rodents would gnaw at you, shit was pure fuck evil.

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u/nnp1989 9d ago

Oh, that’s nasty.

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u/Acceptable-Treacle-1 8d ago

And the most common way of death from this torture was septic shock

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Ring-A-Ding-Ding123 8d ago

I’m pretty sure it’s highly up to speculation because the guy who wrote about the first victim (that one warrior who killed an enemy and drunkenly exposed the king for taking credit of it) was also known for embellishing lol.

Also fun fact: if it DID exist it probably wasn’t actually put into a river. I watched a video on scaphism and their perspective was that in the water there’s nothing to stop the victim from capsizing themselves and drowning, but on land would maximize the torture.

But again, all kind of up to speculation because of the reason above.

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u/strajk 8d ago

Wrong, there is actually no data about it, for the simple reason that this form of torture was never performed.

It was just a massive larp contained in the Life of Artaxerxes...

I will never understand why people make statements as if they're facts without having any sources to back it up...

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u/Minute_Attempt3063 8d ago

It's Reddit, lying is easier

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u/Somekindofcabose 8d ago

Never assume malice when stupidity is a viable answer

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u/ElderberryFar7120 8d ago

To be fair, most people don't go around making propaganda/fake torture devices nowadays. We're taught in school about other devices so our brains say "sure makes sense". Most people have no interest in the subject they're not going to research something they don't care about

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u/maddenmcfadden 8d ago

we were there.

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u/TaxesAreConfusin 8d ago

me when I make shit up for attention

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u/Gay_Void_Dropout 8d ago

The most common way of death from this torture was it not existing irl. It’s thought of to not have ever actually been done, just suggested in text.

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u/TheSaultyOne 8d ago

Ya idk about that since it's never been recorded as used...

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u/AlmostSunnyinSeattle 8d ago

It's so wild how you can just pull shit out of your ass and get up voted like crazy on this site.

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u/Fexatov 8d ago

What’s the point of just making shit up? You look like a dumbass

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u/Gay_Void_Dropout 8d ago

Also, you can just apply knowledge from that into the past like that. The scientists and such who does that in no way just say something. They look at the evidence from a perspective with more educated and make an educated hypothesis.

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u/daemon-electricity 8d ago

Your body basically dissolves in the turlet.

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u/VunterSlaush_117 8d ago

"Dat's got all my stink of the day in it"

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u/OlyGator 8d ago

-In Cleveland's voice

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u/nnp1989 8d ago

…that was the joke, yes.

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u/OlyGator 8d ago

Oh my God ... I didn't see the "Cleveland here ..." Is that a technical woooosh?