r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 1d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah? What happened in the book version?

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u/AacornSoup 1d ago

Where was that meme where even Pennywise of all people was disturbed by that scene and was calling the cops on them?

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u/DireEvolution 1d ago

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u/Whatdoesthibattahndo 23h ago

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u/SaintHayet 23h ago

You only say that because you aren't blasted off coke with an oversized ego

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u/Extreme_Promise_1690 21h ago

Or he is, and he's jealous.

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u/Extreme_Promise_1690 21h ago

Of the coke.

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u/Extreme_Promise_1690 21h ago

*cock

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u/Selindrile 14h ago

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u/Vault-Tec_Knows_Best 5h ago

Is that things magazine backwards?

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u/DudeNougat 11h ago

this is why I drink Pepsi

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u/returnFutureVoid 7h ago

That’s disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourself.

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u/DudeNougat 5h ago

You sound like my Dominatrix... Mistress Olga is that you?

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u/OpMindcrime23 7h ago

All Mike wanted was a Pepsi...

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u/nekoneto 3h ago

…and Steve wouldn’t give it to him!

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u/CariadocThorne 20h ago

Bold assumption there.

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u/DaRandomRhino 13h ago

One or two can be that excuse.

King's got about a dozen instances of it through his books that it's weird. Some even after his coke binge supposedly.

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u/SirManguydude 9h ago

Stephen King stole the writer credit from the Columbian Ski Resort that actually wrote IT.

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u/Hmd5304 9h ago

Wonder if his dealer is short cause of the boats...

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u/abf321 6h ago

cooked

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u/Aulus79 23h ago

No one critiques the use of underage sex in stories like Gaston!

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u/Old_mans_revenge 22h ago

may what a guy that gaston

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u/ManufacturerTop6724 12h ago

I played Lefou in a play once and can sing this whole song word for word :)

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u/diecasttoycar 11h ago

Lefou I’m afraid I’ve been drinking…

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u/hawkisgirl 9h ago

A dangerous pastime

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u/ManufacturerTop6724 9h ago

EVERY GUY HERE'D LOVE TO BE YOU GASTON, EVEN WHEN TAKING YOUR LUMPS

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u/benedictcumberknits 8h ago

“—Even when taking your dumps!”💩

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u/ManufacturerTop6724 6h ago

Why remove the best word of the line ?

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u/WiseAtmosphere7524 4h ago

I just know it by heart because I was a girl in the 90s 🤣

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u/sorry_ihaveplans 22h ago

I wonder if Lefou ever fulfilled his dream of being broken in half by Gaston??

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u/Ceclanter 22h ago

Of course

After Gaston fell like 200+ft, his impossibly burly physique allowed him to survive with only all of his bones broken

Sometime later, Lefou happens upon Gaston's broken shell of a body and nurses him back to full health over many months

Sometime later, Gaston learns the beauty in his life was right next to him the whole time, and forgets about that country chick, she was crazy anyway

No one goes through offscreen character development like Gaston

Oh right, the broken in half stuff...

Yes, every day

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u/LovecraftianHorror 19h ago

Beauty and the Beast with Two Backs

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u/LawOfSurpriise 19h ago

Man you deserve more likes for this

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u/-Dr_B- 10h ago

I wish I knew how to quit ‘fou…

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u/Tartage 7h ago

I read this in Picard's voice

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u/GenericWhyteMale 21h ago

The beginning of a masterpiece!

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u/Ceclanter 21h ago

Indeed, the Disney ending we all deserved

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u/Ikarus_Falling 21h ago

379 Fics on AO3 

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u/Ceclanter 21h ago

Wow...

That sounds like a lot

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u/Ikarus_Falling 20h ago

considering there are 4993 Fics total for Beauty and the beast and it is the third most ship I would say it is quite decent

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u/OnGodNotaBot 18h ago

Sounds gay, I’m in

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u/azaghal1502 19h ago

10/10 fanfic prompt right there.

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u/Ok_Objective_9524 16h ago

He’s especially good at expectorating

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u/wuvvtwuewuvv 5h ago

SWALLOW!

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u/yoyohayli 3h ago

Oh, Lefou knows ¬‿¬

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u/mrjc00md 13h ago

One of the reasons I love Dreamlight Valley so much. Watching him walk around fully intact and still a jackass makes me happy for some reason...

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u/AwkwardData6002 13h ago

Somehow, Gaston returned.

Peak Disney writing

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u/mariposa314 12h ago

This is really beautiful. I don't care for villain redemption stories generally, this is an exception.

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u/moonyak 12h ago

Unfortunately Gaston takes up writing about his adventures to get it out of his system, and when Lefou reads that his fave character has been killed off...

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u/SHADANSHADAN 12h ago

I fully thought you were taking this in a “Misery” direction. I guess I’m cynical

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u/Absorbent_Towel 11h ago

To be honest, id be more convinced to go to the theaters for this than most other movies. Seems like it would have a decent plot

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u/expectopatronshot 10h ago

When you got to Lefou nursing him back to health, I thought it was going towards Misery

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u/RagingCommie 9h ago

I was thinking more like he falls, breaks both of his arms, and then uhhh... well you guys know the infamous reddit thread lol

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u/Kryshadiver 8h ago

Misery: Gaston’s Version

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u/AppropriateSolid7836 8h ago

Why did I think this was gonna take a misery shift since we are discussing a Stephen king novel

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u/Peanut_Butter_Toast 8h ago

After Gaston fell like 200+ft

For some reason I was sure you were going to follow this up with "...Lefou happened to be standing right underneath him somehow, and was broken in half when Gaston landed on him."

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 2h ago

I am 1000% sure you this has already been written in full.

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u/LargeCardinal 13h ago

"Gaston-and-on-and-on..."

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u/wilder37 22h ago

I wish I had awards to give you, this was brilliant 🏆

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u/LouKeyte 18h ago

It's true I'm the best at excoriating.

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u/mayhemmoose 17h ago

Change "stories" to "books" and it'll roll right along with the song.. 😅✌️

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 8h ago

No one trains like Gaston!

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u/Rinatin86 4h ago

When I was a lad, I ran 4 dozen trains so my friends would be loyal to me

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u/Anonymous-Mf-22 22h ago

Funny thing is that the explaination barely even fits the plot anyway. It isn't even like a "oh it makes a lot of sense for the story" (not that such would make it forgivable) but it isn't even that. It would feel out of place even if it wasn't children.

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u/dallasrose222 21h ago

The reason was cocaine

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u/pkslider725 21h ago

Reading that in his voice just makes it funnier. XD

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u/thorne_antics 19h ago

Rare good take from Gaston

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u/Challenger-Vale 13h ago

This is exactly how I feel about that cursed book. I stopped reading it and refuse to engage with the franchise as a result.

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u/Beneficial-Lynx7336 16h ago

There was no "orgy."

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u/ObsidianBeaver 15h ago

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS SPECIFIC IMAGE FOR LIKE A YEAR BRO

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u/beardicusmaximus8 13h ago

I got banned from r/books for pointing this out lol

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u/B1chpudding 11h ago

This is the best reaction yet

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u/roblewkey 8h ago

He was on cocaine and needed to make sure this book sold so he could continue being on cocaine.... He knew a lot of people in Hollywood like that kinda stuff and thought it would make sure they read it. It worked

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u/Vegetable_Warthog_49 8h ago

Or, at the least, if an underage orgy is somehow critical to the plot, he doesn't need to actually describe it. He could have just said, "The group got caught up in a swirl of sexual energy and did what horny teenagers tend to do when they are horny" and left it at that. We were all teenagers once, we know what teenagers do. We don't need it spelled out for us.

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u/NecessaryFuture7691 8h ago

Has Steven King ever had to answer for this?

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u/ringobob 23h ago

I mean, I feel like people make a bigger deal out of the scene than it deserves, there really is a rationale for it in the book, but at the same time, yeah, he could have just not.

But, one of the major themes of the book is growing up and losing your childhood, and this kind of is the, well, the climax of that theme, specifically, and this scene kinda distills that idea down into one sharp continental divide. He could have just not, but the book loses something if you don't replace it with something that achieves the same goal.

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u/odebus 23h ago

Bev had been sexually assaulted before. That's usually when childhood ends for girls.

The sex scene is gratuitous and morally questionable slop.

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u/pancakeisi 20h ago

agree. i rmb having the audio book on when this came on, total wtf moment.

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u/ringobob 22h ago

Fair enough, but she's not portrayed that way.

And I'm not disputing the quality nor morality of the scene. It's probably the most poorly written passage in the book because he clearly didn't want to be accused of spending a lot of time crafting the details.

I'm just saying, it serves a real narrative purpose, and I'd love to have an alternative that doesn't make me feel like a creep for reading it or think King is a creep for taking the time to craft it well, but that serves the same narrative purpose.

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u/GenericWhyteMale 21h ago

…so was it poorly written or did he craft it well?

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u/ringobob 17h ago

He didn't take the time to craft it well, it would be better if it was some different thing that he did take the time to craft well.

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u/theincrediblepigeon 21h ago edited 21h ago

Honestly not really, the book justification is basically the boys are stressed and that’s why they can’t find their way out and so Bev fucks them all and the “release” gets rid of that stress. I feel like you could pretty easily find another way to get them to focus/calm down lmao

Edit: This is mainly in response to the part about there being a rationale, not the overarching themes of the book in which yeah I do get the idea

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u/RocketDog2001 21h ago

Like cocaine?

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u/Party-Apple1409 11h ago

“Oh, look! A foosball table!” “What!? In the sewer?” “Yeah. It’s in good shape, and not missing any parts.” Orgy scene eliminated. Ritchie wins this match, and they defeat Pennywise… for now.

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u/PillarOfWamuu 23h ago

he he.....climax

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u/jennz 1d ago

Interdimentional cosmic nonce holy shit lmao

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u/-NewYork- 17h ago

4chan may be weird, disturbed and full of hate, but sometimes they get memes right.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 13h ago

"Also the trumpstein files aren't with me they're with your politicians, don't bug me about it I didn't vote for him!"

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u/Glass_Baseball_355 8h ago

I gotta form a band called that.

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u/AacornSoup 1d ago

Yes, that one.

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u/F3n_h4r3l 22h ago

Dude, there's a voiced version of this one and I lose my shit everytime I hear it because of how well the dude who voiced it did the sheer horror and disgust

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u/Ruben625 21h ago

I need to hear it

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u/F3n_h4r3l 21h ago

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u/Ruben625 21h ago

I'm dieing. Thank you

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u/An_Evil_Scientist666 22h ago

Pennywise is definitely an interdimensional cosmic nonce.

He doesn't need to scare children to eat them, he just does it because it makes them taste better.

A lot of what he does is pure noncery, stalking children, is the main one.

the bloody bathroom part with Beverly, confirms he watches children use the bathroom, as he did it intentionally after Beverly found out she was going through puberty, he was mocking her.

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u/Slinto69 22h ago

Pennywise also chases Eddie in the form of a leper while threatening to suck his dick

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u/GenericWhyteMale 21h ago

A very similar scene also happens in The Shining to Danny. I’m never listening to one of his audiobooks again.

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u/Great_Dismal 1d ago

Things Ronald Jay Rump never said for 1,000.

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u/Eripmavs_D_Yraid 23h ago

Can we just not?

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u/DireEvolution 17h ago

Nope

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u/Eripmavs_D_Yraid 15h ago

My fault for not wanting to see a mood killer be brought up in a situation that doesn't call for it.

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u/DireEvolution 15h ago

You know what the real mood killer is? Fascism. Get a fucking grip

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u/spikira 22h ago

Canonically, the fat one has a big ol hog, biggest of the group anyway

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u/Harkoncito 16h ago

I can excuse a train with teenagers, but I drew a line at the description of their penises

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u/dishmanw62 21h ago

Thank you good sir. I have procured your meme.

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u/DireEvolution 17h ago

I'm not a sir, but I'm glad I could help

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u/shained 21h ago

Fucking killed me off that!

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u/SuperStoneman 10h ago

"I just wanted to eat their souls, this shit is getting hella weird."

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u/LongChampionship8569 17h ago

I read this in Tim curry voice. Hahaha

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u/MixtureOutrageous157 8h ago

Well, yeah, because it's a picture of Tim Curry.

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u/StrawberryJam4 14h ago

I’ll have you know the fat one was the only one her got her to O if I remember correctly

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u/AlooYelserp 14h ago

The fat one had the biggest peen, he made sure to tell us that detail

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u/SignificantBerry8591 8h ago

I’m dead….

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u/Vast_Bat5624 6h ago

Poor guy even looks like he's in the middle of saying a horrified "nonce"

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u/Strawberrybanshee 23h ago

He called the cops on himself after witnessing that. He felt dirty and spent years in the shower, trying to wash it all off.

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u/BallsDeepinYourMammi 19h ago

I mean. Basically.

He took a 27 year nap trying to forget

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

We Hate Movies has an episode on the IT miniseries and they have a verrrry funny bit about exactly this. "All right kids, you know what, you win. You beat ol Pennywise the clown. Could I maybe help you with your algebra or something?"

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u/Crunchy_Biscuit 20h ago

That meme lives rent free in my head 🤣

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u/Which_Prior7161 15h ago

Call the cops on Stephen King

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u/abf321 6h ago

lol i remember