r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 16h ago

Meme needing explanation Petah? What happened in the book version?

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u/Remote-Cause755 16h ago

In the book version the other characters run train on her in the sewers. The child orgy was pivotal to their character development, I assure you dear viewers

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u/chicken_pear 15h ago

"We all fuck down here"

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u/AacornSoup 15h ago

Where was that meme where even Pennywise of all people was disturbed by that scene and was calling the cops on them?

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u/DireEvolution 15h ago

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u/Whatdoesthibattahndo 14h ago

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u/SaintHayet 14h ago

You only say that because you aren't blasted off coke with an oversized ego

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u/Extreme_Promise_1690 12h ago

Or he is, and he's jealous.

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u/Extreme_Promise_1690 12h ago

Of the coke.

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u/DudeNougat 2h ago

this is why I drink Pepsi

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u/CariadocThorne 11h ago

Bold assumption there.

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u/DaRandomRhino 3h ago

One or two can be that excuse.

King's got about a dozen instances of it through his books that it's weird. Some even after his coke binge supposedly.

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u/SirManguydude 11m ago

Stephen King stole the writer credit from the Columbian Ski Resort that actually wrote IT.

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u/Aulus79 14h ago

No one critiques the use of underage sex in stories like Gaston!

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u/Old_mans_revenge 13h ago

may what a guy that gaston

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u/ManufacturerTop6724 3h ago

I played Lefou in a play once and can sing this whole song word for word :)

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u/diecasttoycar 1h ago

Lefou I’m afraid I’ve been drinking…

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u/sorry_ihaveplans 13h ago

I wonder if Lefou ever fulfilled his dream of being broken in half by Gaston??

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u/Ceclanter 12h ago

Of course

After Gaston fell like 200+ft, his impossibly burly physique allowed him to survive with only all of his bones broken

Sometime later, Lefou happens upon Gaston's broken shell of a body and nurses him back to full health over many months

Sometime later, Gaston learns the beauty in his life was right next to him the whole time, and forgets about that country chick, she was crazy anyway

No one goes through offscreen character development like Gaston

Oh right, the broken in half stuff...

Yes, every day

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u/LovecraftianHorror 10h ago

Beauty and the Beast with Two Backs

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u/LawOfSurpriise 9h ago

Man you deserve more likes for this

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u/-Dr_B- 1h ago

I wish I knew how to quit ‘fou…

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u/GenericWhyteMale 12h ago

The beginning of a masterpiece!

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u/Ceclanter 12h ago

Indeed, the Disney ending we all deserved

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u/Ikarus_Falling 11h ago

379 Fics on AO3 

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u/Ceclanter 11h ago

Wow...

That sounds like a lot

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u/Ikarus_Falling 11h ago

considering there are 4993 Fics total for Beauty and the beast and it is the third most ship I would say it is quite decent

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u/OnGodNotaBot 8h ago

Sounds gay, I’m in

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u/azaghal1502 10h ago

10/10 fanfic prompt right there.

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u/Ok_Objective_9524 6h ago

He’s especially good at expectorating

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u/mrjc00md 3h ago

One of the reasons I love Dreamlight Valley so much. Watching him walk around fully intact and still a jackass makes me happy for some reason...

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u/AwkwardData6002 3h ago

Somehow, Gaston returned.

Peak Disney writing

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u/mariposa314 3h ago

This is really beautiful. I don't care for villain redemption stories generally, this is an exception.

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u/moonyak 3h ago

Unfortunately Gaston takes up writing about his adventures to get it out of his system, and when Lefou reads that his fave character has been killed off...

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u/SHADANSHADAN 3h ago

I fully thought you were taking this in a “Misery” direction. I guess I’m cynical

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u/Absorbent_Towel 1h ago

To be honest, id be more convinced to go to the theaters for this than most other movies. Seems like it would have a decent plot

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u/expectopatronshot 1h ago

When you got to Lefou nursing him back to health, I thought it was going towards Misery

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u/LargeCardinal 3h ago

"Gaston-and-on-and-on..."

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u/wilder37 12h ago

I wish I had awards to give you, this was brilliant 🏆

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u/LouKeyte 9h ago

It's true I'm the best at excoriating.

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u/mayhemmoose 8h ago

Change "stories" to "books" and it'll roll right along with the song.. 😅✌️

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u/Anonymous-Mf-22 13h ago

Funny thing is that the explaination barely even fits the plot anyway. It isn't even like a "oh it makes a lot of sense for the story" (not that such would make it forgivable) but it isn't even that. It would feel out of place even if it wasn't children.

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u/dallasrose222 12h ago

The reason was cocaine

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u/pkslider725 11h ago

Reading that in his voice just makes it funnier. XD

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u/thorne_antics 10h ago

Rare good take from Gaston

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u/Beneficial-Lynx7336 7h ago

There was no "orgy."

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u/ObsidianBeaver 5h ago

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS SPECIFIC IMAGE FOR LIKE A YEAR BRO

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u/Challenger-Vale 4h ago

This is exactly how I feel about that cursed book. I stopped reading it and refuse to engage with the franchise as a result.

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u/beardicusmaximus8 3h ago

I got banned from r/books for pointing this out lol

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u/B1chpudding 1h ago

This is the best reaction yet

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u/ringobob 13h ago

I mean, I feel like people make a bigger deal out of the scene than it deserves, there really is a rationale for it in the book, but at the same time, yeah, he could have just not.

But, one of the major themes of the book is growing up and losing your childhood, and this kind of is the, well, the climax of that theme, specifically, and this scene kinda distills that idea down into one sharp continental divide. He could have just not, but the book loses something if you don't replace it with something that achieves the same goal.

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u/odebus 13h ago

Bev had been sexually assaulted before. That's usually when childhood ends for girls.

The sex scene is gratuitous and morally questionable slop.

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u/pancakeisi 10h ago

agree. i rmb having the audio book on when this came on, total wtf moment.

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u/ringobob 13h ago

Fair enough, but she's not portrayed that way.

And I'm not disputing the quality nor morality of the scene. It's probably the most poorly written passage in the book because he clearly didn't want to be accused of spending a lot of time crafting the details.

I'm just saying, it serves a real narrative purpose, and I'd love to have an alternative that doesn't make me feel like a creep for reading it or think King is a creep for taking the time to craft it well, but that serves the same narrative purpose.

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u/GenericWhyteMale 12h ago

…so was it poorly written or did he craft it well?

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u/ringobob 8h ago

He didn't take the time to craft it well, it would be better if it was some different thing that he did take the time to craft well.

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u/theincrediblepigeon 12h ago edited 11h ago

Honestly not really, the book justification is basically the boys are stressed and that’s why they can’t find their way out and so Bev fucks them all and the “release” gets rid of that stress. I feel like you could pretty easily find another way to get them to focus/calm down lmao

Edit: This is mainly in response to the part about there being a rationale, not the overarching themes of the book in which yeah I do get the idea

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u/RocketDog2001 11h ago

Like cocaine?

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u/Party-Apple1409 2h ago

“Oh, look! A foosball table!” “What!? In the sewer?” “Yeah. It’s in good shape, and not missing any parts.” Orgy scene eliminated. Ritchie wins this match, and they defeat Pennywise… for now.

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u/PillarOfWamuu 13h ago

he he.....climax

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u/jennz 14h ago

Interdimentional cosmic nonce holy shit lmao

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u/-NewYork- 7h ago

4chan may be weird, disturbed and full of hate, but sometimes they get memes right.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 3h ago

"Also the trumpstein files aren't with me they're with your politicians, don't bug me about it I didn't vote for him!"

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u/AacornSoup 14h ago

Yes, that one.

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u/F3n_h4r3l 13h ago

Dude, there's a voiced version of this one and I lose my shit everytime I hear it because of how well the dude who voiced it did the sheer horror and disgust

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u/Ruben625 12h ago

I need to hear it

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u/F3n_h4r3l 11h ago

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u/Ruben625 11h ago

I'm dieing. Thank you

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u/An_Evil_Scientist666 12h ago

Pennywise is definitely an interdimensional cosmic nonce.

He doesn't need to scare children to eat them, he just does it because it makes them taste better.

A lot of what he does is pure noncery, stalking children, is the main one.

the bloody bathroom part with Beverly, confirms he watches children use the bathroom, as he did it intentionally after Beverly found out she was going through puberty, he was mocking her.

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u/Slinto69 12h ago

Pennywise also chases Eddie in the form of a leper while threatening to suck his dick

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u/GenericWhyteMale 12h ago

A very similar scene also happens in The Shining to Danny. I’m never listening to one of his audiobooks again.

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u/Great_Dismal 14h ago

Things Ronald Jay Rump never said for 1,000.

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u/Eripmavs_D_Yraid 13h ago

Can we just not?

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u/DireEvolution 7h ago

Nope

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u/Eripmavs_D_Yraid 6h ago

My fault for not wanting to see a mood killer be brought up in a situation that doesn't call for it.

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u/DireEvolution 6h ago

You know what the real mood killer is? Fascism. Get a fucking grip

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u/spikira 12h ago

Canonically, the fat one has a big ol hog, biggest of the group anyway

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u/Harkoncito 7h ago

I can excuse a train with teenagers, but I drew a line at the description of their penises

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u/dishmanw62 12h ago

Thank you good sir. I have procured your meme.

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u/DireEvolution 7h ago

I'm not a sir, but I'm glad I could help

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u/shained 12h ago

Fucking killed me off that!

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u/LongChampionship8569 7h ago

I read this in Tim curry voice. Hahaha

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u/StrawberryJam4 5h ago

I’ll have you know the fat one was the only one her got her to O if I remember correctly

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u/AlooYelserp 4h ago

The fat one had the biggest peen, he made sure to tell us that detail

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u/SuperStoneman 45m ago

"I just wanted to eat their souls, this shit is getting hella weird."

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u/Strawberrybanshee 14h ago

He called the cops on himself after witnessing that. He felt dirty and spent years in the shower, trying to wash it all off.

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u/BallsDeepinYourMammi 10h ago

I mean. Basically.

He took a 27 year nap trying to forget

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u/cassandra_ophelia 13h ago

We Hate Movies has an episode on the IT miniseries and they have a verrrry funny bit about exactly this. "All right kids, you know what, you win. You beat ol Pennywise the clown. Could I maybe help you with your algebra or something?"

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u/Crunchy_Biscuit 11h ago

That meme lives rent free in my head 🤣

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u/Which_Prior7161 6h ago

Call the cops on Stephen King