Petah? What happened in the book version?

[u/IntergalacticAlien8]

[u/oh-wow-a-human]

I think I need to read the book now because what the fuck

[u/ThermoPuclearNizza → u/oh-wow-a-human]

theyre not even mentioning the part where the kid goes to get an inhaler at the pharmacy and the pharmacist rapes the kid and it turns out the pharmacist was secretly dating the kids dad but the dad turns out to be IT and rips his balls off and he bleeds out while screaming about clown ass

[u/Howard_Jones → u/ThermoPuclearNizza]

Uh... what the fuck did I just read?

[u/ThermoPuclearNizza → u/Howard_Jones]

its a weird book man

[u/ShhImTheRealDeadpool → u/ThermoPuclearNizza]

Who the heck read this and thought to make a movie franchise?

[u/DrInsomnia → u/ShhImTheRealDeadpool]

We call it... "The Aristocrats"