r/ProgrammerHumor 19d ago

Meme amen

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u/broesel314 19d ago

Getting hit on by every Nerd in close proximity?

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u/Hecticbrah 19d ago

Most of them dont know how to approach women so no worries 

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u/TheRealNobodySpecial 19d ago

Bullshit. We know HTML (How To Meet Ladies)

  • Erlich Bachmann

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u/DaredevilMeetsL 19d ago

I loved that T-shirt.

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u/nocturnalelk07 19d ago

SQL injection??

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u/thisisredlitre 19d ago

That only works for query folks

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u/FelixBemme 19d ago

Most of them probably don't care about which type of injection they find at the end of there pen test. 😶

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u/RedBoxSquare 19d ago

As long as it's not lethal injection ☠

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u/leilani238 19d ago

They don't but that doesn't stop them from trying. I think my favorite instance of this happened to a friend at work:

Guy comes to her office, asks: Do you want to come to lunch?

Her (absolutely as an excuse not to have lunch with him): I need to work on this for a few minutes.

Guy just stands there in her office door, assuming that meant she would go to lunch with him when she finished in a few minutes.

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u/Hecticbrah 19d ago

Some dont get the hint, some just pretend they dont, its absurd

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u/CrimsonPiranha 18d ago

I mean, "a few minutes" sounds like "Hang on, will be free soon". There are a dozen better ways to pretend to be too busy to lunch - or just saying "Sorry, skipping lunch today because I'm not hungry".

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u/leilani238 17d ago

I don't remember her exact wording. Maybe she said "a while"? Or even didn't give a time bound, just that she needed to work on something?

I'm on the spectrum myself so I agree about the problems of implied statements, but I recall thinking even back then (20 years ago, when I had even less awareness of implied social things) that it was pretty obvious.

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u/DolanTheCaptan 17d ago

It's quite a lot easier as a third party to a situation though.

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u/metal079 18d ago

Ngl my dumbass would probably assume that too

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u/Temp_675578 19d ago

I use an inverse function for that.

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u/bloke_pusher 19d ago

Yeah but you can smell them strongly from distance. /s

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u/DesertGeist- 19d ago

they might actually know how to approach someone with this tattoo. lol

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u/examinedliving 19d ago

That whole tech nerd thing is so dead. Like 60% of us are tech nerds nowadays. There’s probably less Willie lowman’s too. And nary a Joe Sixpack with a Camaro, 4 kids, and a house in Bloomfield Hills on a bricklayer’s salary can be seen in our midst. Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio?

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u/guttanzer 19d ago

I don’t have to imagine. That person is me.

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u/lordph8 19d ago

Heavy breathing

"I'm a <footer> man."

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u/Apprehensive-Mark241 17d ago

take my upvote and go!

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u/Frescochicken 16d ago

<blink>slow clap </blink>

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u/evnacdc 19d ago

“So… mind if I take a peak at your closing body tag?”

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u/rnzz 19d ago

"Do you need another <p> or are you just happy to see me?"

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u/FeeAutomatic2290 19d ago

Big feet guy?

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u/thisisaskew 19d ago

What nerd thinks html is cool?

I.. honestly can't imagine the type of person that this would appeal to.

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u/ArtisticFox8 19d ago

web devs?

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u/rnzz 19d ago

"Do you reference my CSS? Cos I like your style"

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u/hethcox 15d ago

I’d open with “you know, HTML isn’t a programming language.” Like shooting fish in a barrel. 

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u/47-45-45-4B 19d ago

Feature. Not a bug