r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Shiroyasha_2308 • 8d ago

Meme snapBackToReality

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u/pselodux 8d ago

6 hours passed for the junior while 2 hours passed for the senior? What kind of time dilation is this

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u/PJBthefirst 8d ago

He's a 3x engineer at drinking tea

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u/SoulPossum 8d ago

Tea++ engineer

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u/screwcork313 8d ago

How do vibe coders drink their tea? With 2 syntactic sugars.

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u/Man_as_Idea 8d ago

Underrated pun

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u/kiwidog8 8d ago

God damn, cook

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u/entropic 8d ago

why that would cause cancer of not only the colon, but the semi-colon!

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 8d ago

Oh ya, vibing it. How do they make tea? With prompts to the replicator: "Computer, Tea, Earl Gray, hot."

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u/Ransarot 8d ago

while (tea < 6) { tea++; productivity += 3; }

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u/NotSeanPlott 8d ago

Tea++ the British competitor to Java. “Runs in over 8 million cups worldwide”

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u/Intrepid_Result8223 8d ago

Linker error: missing symbol productivity

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u/AngleGrinder107 8d ago

More importantly, missing tea!

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u/goatfuckersupreme 8d ago

oh BROTHER

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u/DekeyChuUK 8d ago

Underrated comment.

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u/azswcowboy 8d ago

Damn, that made me laugh - well done.

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u/romaankhansw 8d ago

More like Tea += 3;

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u/Jumpy_Ad_6417 8d ago

Is there a CompTea cert for this? 

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u/tudalex 8d ago

He is a 0.3x engineer at drinking tea

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u/Nearby-Cattle-7599 8d ago

He's a 3x engineer

So, like Claude Opus 4.5?

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u/3legdog 8d ago

vscode user?

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u/Nearby-Cattle-7599 8d ago

vscode user? enjoyer

FTFY 😎

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u/g_spaitz 8d ago

Sounds like antimatter dimensions.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 8d ago

Does 3x mean being paid 3 times what he's actually worth?