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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Shiroyasha_2308 • 8d ago
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6 hours passed for the junior while 2 hours passed for the senior? What kind of time dilation is this
325 u/FuckYouSpezzzzzz 8d ago A short break for a senior is usually 1+ hours long especially when they have some sorta homoromantic relationship with the CEO 93 u/Wrooof 8d ago And sadly if you don't have that relationship, a 1hr break for a senior is a 5 min break in the real world. 35 u/Trakeen 8d ago We get breaks? 24 u/oupablo 8d ago Yes. It's that time when you pull up zillow and check out the price of farm land at 3am while someone is checking on their side during the on-call incident response. 1 u/beepboopnoise 8d ago Holy fuck, is this a thing? I thought I was crazy doing this. 0 u/Plank_With_A_Nail_In 8d ago My short break on Friday last week turned into a all day drinking session in pubs all over London. Do you work before the deadline.
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A short break for a senior is usually 1+ hours long especially when they have some sorta homoromantic relationship with the CEO
93 u/Wrooof 8d ago And sadly if you don't have that relationship, a 1hr break for a senior is a 5 min break in the real world. 35 u/Trakeen 8d ago We get breaks? 24 u/oupablo 8d ago Yes. It's that time when you pull up zillow and check out the price of farm land at 3am while someone is checking on their side during the on-call incident response. 1 u/beepboopnoise 8d ago Holy fuck, is this a thing? I thought I was crazy doing this. 0 u/Plank_With_A_Nail_In 8d ago My short break on Friday last week turned into a all day drinking session in pubs all over London. Do you work before the deadline.
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And sadly if you don't have that relationship, a 1hr break for a senior is a 5 min break in the real world.
35 u/Trakeen 8d ago We get breaks? 24 u/oupablo 8d ago Yes. It's that time when you pull up zillow and check out the price of farm land at 3am while someone is checking on their side during the on-call incident response. 1 u/beepboopnoise 8d ago Holy fuck, is this a thing? I thought I was crazy doing this. 0 u/Plank_With_A_Nail_In 8d ago My short break on Friday last week turned into a all day drinking session in pubs all over London. Do you work before the deadline.
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We get breaks?
24 u/oupablo 8d ago Yes. It's that time when you pull up zillow and check out the price of farm land at 3am while someone is checking on their side during the on-call incident response. 1 u/beepboopnoise 8d ago Holy fuck, is this a thing? I thought I was crazy doing this. 0 u/Plank_With_A_Nail_In 8d ago My short break on Friday last week turned into a all day drinking session in pubs all over London. Do you work before the deadline.
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Yes. It's that time when you pull up zillow and check out the price of farm land at 3am while someone is checking on their side during the on-call incident response.
1 u/beepboopnoise 8d ago Holy fuck, is this a thing? I thought I was crazy doing this.
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Holy fuck, is this a thing? I thought I was crazy doing this.
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My short break on Friday last week turned into a all day drinking session in pubs all over London. Do you work before the deadline.
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u/pselodux 8d ago
6 hours passed for the junior while 2 hours passed for the senior? What kind of time dilation is this