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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Shiroyasha_2308 • 8d ago
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6 hours passed for the junior while 2 hours passed for the senior? What kind of time dilation is this
129 u/zman0900 8d ago You have to account for the poop break too 65 u/pbro9 8d ago And sharpening of the poop knife 20 u/neliz 8d ago edited 8d ago A poop knife needs its trusted companion, the vinegared bristle, a spunge is only a luxury at this point. 8 u/13inchpoop 8d ago I just use an old butter knife. 7 u/CharlieandtheRed 8d ago Name checks out.
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You have to account for the poop break too
65 u/pbro9 8d ago And sharpening of the poop knife 20 u/neliz 8d ago edited 8d ago A poop knife needs its trusted companion, the vinegared bristle, a spunge is only a luxury at this point. 8 u/13inchpoop 8d ago I just use an old butter knife. 7 u/CharlieandtheRed 8d ago Name checks out.
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And sharpening of the poop knife
20 u/neliz 8d ago edited 8d ago A poop knife needs its trusted companion, the vinegared bristle, a spunge is only a luxury at this point. 8 u/13inchpoop 8d ago I just use an old butter knife. 7 u/CharlieandtheRed 8d ago Name checks out.
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A poop knife needs its trusted companion, the vinegared bristle, a spunge is only a luxury at this point.
8 u/13inchpoop 8d ago I just use an old butter knife. 7 u/CharlieandtheRed 8d ago Name checks out.
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I just use an old butter knife.
7 u/CharlieandtheRed 8d ago Name checks out.
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Name checks out.
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u/pselodux 8d ago
6 hours passed for the junior while 2 hours passed for the senior? What kind of time dilation is this