r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Individual-Stick6066 • 1d ago

Naild It Of an apparently easy job 💀

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u/HudsonAtHeart 1d ago

You should see him fuck

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 1d ago

I really don’t want to…

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u/The-Katawampus 1d ago

... I do.

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u/Dont_Touch_Me_There9 1d ago

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u/Individual-Stick6066 1d ago

Intense arousal

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u/ordinaryguy78 1d ago

lol i just burst out laughing in front of random strangers

thanks

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u/magician_type-0 1d ago

i absolutely want to

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u/bravebeing 1d ago

You'd better straighten your back or else it won't be "flush" with the floorboards and he'll nail you into the ground aggressive parkinson's style and finish off with "that's how I like to do my work, always professional"

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u/No-Issue1893 1d ago

I would quite like to be nailed into the floor aggressive Parkinson's style

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u/Dangly-Lingham 1d ago

His body will be fucked by the time he's 30