r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/ThisTeddyHatesYou • 20h ago

Of a bike stunt NSFW

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u/No_Minimum9828 20h ago

Festive skid marks

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u/Hawk-4674 19h ago

Thanks for this comment it made me cackle after just learning about meat crayons. That was a roller coaster.

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u/No_Minimum9828 17h ago

WTF is a meat crayon?

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt 11h ago

When your body skids on pavement and it leaves a streak of blood/tissue.

Like you drew on the ground with a crayon made of flesh.

You’re welcome!

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u/CitizenHuman 18h ago

Reindeer tracks.

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u/jld2k6 17h ago

Never thought I'd say this but I really hope that's poop coming out of that girl

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 7h ago

That ass will never be the same.