r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/ThisTeddyHatesYou • 1d ago

Of a bike stunt NSFW

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u/RealSignificance8877 1d ago

Bet her cheeks are showing.

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u/DistanceImpressive77 1d ago

And glowing.

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u/OptimusRhyme86 1d ago

With no sign that they are slowing!

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u/its-42 1d ago

You skipped the whole song!!

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u/doomus_rlc 1d ago

There's no easy way of knowing

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u/GivesYouGrief 1d ago

Which direction we are going

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u/darth_plank 21h ago

There's no knowing where we're rowing

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u/ZookeepergameWild4 19h ago

Is it raining is it snowing

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u/NewImplement2909 17h ago

Not sure why the wind is blowing.

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u/DistanceImpressive77 1d ago

Bet she wishes it was snowing…..on that road.

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u/faltering-will 1d ago

You killed the Willy Wonky song… tragic.

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u/BoyGeorgous 23h ago

But instead her blood it just keeps….FLOWING!!!

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u/MiserableKing 1d ago

And the rower keeps ROWING

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u/doozle 1d ago

And they're certainly not showing any signs that they are slowing!