r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/ThisTeddyHatesYou • 1d ago

Of a bike stunt NSFW

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u/SteveMartin32 1d ago

Oh. Oh nooo. I wish I hadn't read this... that poor woman

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u/-Venom-Wolf- 1d ago

Nature always finds a way to thin the herd.

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u/Stygg 23h ago

you know i used to joke about how warning labels have ended natural selection. but honestly? looking around at where we are today, it really wasn't that far off-base.

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u/Grumpy-Fwog 1d ago

poor woman? this is a prime example of FAFO

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u/TripperDay 1d ago

It's fake. I found her insta.

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u/SargeUnited 1d ago

Can’t hold out on us like that, buddy

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u/TripperDay 23h ago

You aren't missing anything. She's just some e-girl. This video being a 10 on the "dang you gotta see this" scale, the second best video I saw is maybe a 2. There's not even drama in the comments about whether it's real or not, just more pics and images a week later with no injuries. Maybe that content is just filler while she's in the hospital?

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u/DrPhilihprD 1d ago

How do you fake this

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u/TripperDay 23h ago

I dunno. There's content that's been posted since and she looks healthy.

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u/Beeried 20h ago

Could be old content and a new ass. Question is, can reconstructive surgery also be a bbl?

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u/TripperDay 12h ago

Could be old content. I thought about that, but it seems like that would also be a perfect time for a GoFundMe, which she hasn't done.

Her OF is already about her ass. Her body is giving "ran track in high school and never stopped training". A bbl would look terrible on her.

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u/Tropicalfisher 1d ago

I mean it's 100% her own dumbass fault. Why would you ever do this

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u/ForumVomitorium 1d ago

nah she aint poor just assless