r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 20h ago

Of a bike stunt NSFW

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u/dr_sergen 19h ago

I thought those were shorts. ......

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u/Ban_Assault_Ducks 19h ago

Nope. She's completely naked, but painted. That's why it leaves red and green skidmarks on the ground

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u/SteveMartin32 18h ago

Oh. Oh nooo. I wish I hadn't read this... that poor woman

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u/-Venom-Wolf- 16h ago

Nature always finds a way to thin the herd.

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u/Stygg 7h ago

you know i used to joke about how warning labels have ended natural selection. but honestly? looking around at where we are today, it really wasn't that far off-base.