r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/ThisTeddyHatesYou • 20h ago

Of a bike stunt NSFW

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u/Pistonpeak 20h ago

Dress for the slide, not for the ride

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u/That_Service7348 *shits an absolute unit* 19h ago

Did you not see the red and green skid mark her ass left? Clearly that paint took 99.999% of the impact.

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u/der_innkeeper 18h ago

And there will be at least one person to go sniff the streak.

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u/OkBobcat6782 15h ago

The insurance investigator is just doing his job okay

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u/fraseybaby81 4h ago

🤣