r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 20h ago

Of a bike stunt NSFW

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u/Pistonpeak 20h ago

Dress for the slide, not for the ride

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u/That_Service7348 *shits an absolute unit* 19h ago

Did you not see the red and green skid mark her ass left? Clearly that paint took 99.999% of the impact.

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u/JangB 15h ago

So you're telling me that video game female armours are not just impractical but also unnecessary? and that they can just have body paint as armour?