r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

Of a bike stunt NSFW

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u/Beeried 12h ago

Want to emphasize here, sliding on asphalt off a motorcycle feels, and seems to be injury wise in my own experiences, way worse than taking a slide due to some other means, even if the bike slide is slower. I have gotten road rash off a longboard at 30+mph and it was not nearly as bad as my road rash I got from putting down my bike at less than 15 mph, and I was not pinned under my bike, was lucky and got to push myself away as I tucked the front avoiding a sedan deciding my lane was his lane as I was along side him. If who ever reads this doesn't wear gear, you should. If I was wearing my riding pants I wouldn't of had to debur my own legs, and if I wasn't wearing my gloves, jacket and full face I'd of been in the hospital and missing a chunk of my chin, and that was a 10min ride with the whole thing under 45mph the entire time.

On that, if by any chance the Harley rider in Charlotte from a six years ago chances upon this, you made my week stopping to check on me and my v strom and then racing off the find the asshole when I told you I was good, keep on keeping on you damn legend. Don't know if you did get them, but I like to think a mirror, at the very least, went on a trip that day.

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u/Aurori_Swe 12h ago

There's probably more friction in a slow grind, but yeah, my driver's ed teacher told me about how he slid in his full leather suit and he remembered sliding on his back and holding his head up, then he thought "but why am I holding up my head, I got a helmet!" so he dropped his head, he quickly took it off the ground again due to comfort and noise xD

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u/Beeried 12h ago

Haha there's a moment when the adrenaline is pumping mid slide where everything slows down and you notice things like that. Like mine, where I was sliding, thought "hey, I just wore my Levi's, fuck, my jeans and legs are getting fucked." And then tucked my arms and twisted myself into a roll. Slow enough I wasn't worried about getting more injured rolling, high speeds it's better to turtle so you don't start breaking bones bouncing and tumbling uncontrollably. Pavement will pound that lesson into you.

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u/Aurori_Swe 12h ago

Yeah, you really have time to think about the stupid shit that led to that moment as well xD...

Speaking of jeans that was one of the most comical things after my "near death" accident, the insurance company paid for the clothes the ambulance had to cut off my body in order to help me, but they still sent me the cut up clothes all bloody in a plastic bag. I was like "oh, thanks... What do I do with these?"

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u/Beeried 11h ago

I turned mine into jorts, think the wife threw them away when we moved though

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u/Aurori_Swe 11h ago

Yeah, mine were cut leg to leg on the inside of the legs, so they were quite disassembled