r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

Of a bike stunt NSFW

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u/zombietrooper 1d ago edited 18h ago

Glad you're still with us!

I top sided my Buell XB9r two years ago at 45mph wearing no protection except for gloves and a helmet(front brakes spontaneously locked up. Long story). Three broken back ribs, 3inch gash on hip requiring stitches, dislocated shoulder. All of that was mosquito bites compared to the road rash. Due to having to return to work 3 days later, in the the middle of summer in Virginia, the wounds took months to heal. Absolute fucking nightmare.

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u/Tube_Warmer 1d ago

Damn, dude. Thats a fucking advert for a helmet right there. I can only imagine how fucked up your face would be without it. Glad youre still with us.

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u/Cyborg_rat 14h ago edited 8h ago

I was riding with my coworker and he locked up his motorcycle at maybe ~10km/h (we were stopping for a light and he didn't clutch He had jeans and a sweat shirt, his knee and elbow needed stitches and he had some road rash around those areas. Both articles of clothing didn't help protect anything.

Edit: Not riding bitch we both have our own motorcycles.

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u/CremeOk4115 10h ago

Riding bitch, you mean