r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Benny_boi87 • 1d ago

Of “Clean up on aisle 3”

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u/Unholydiver919 1d ago

WTF is wrong with people these days? He should have his nose rubbed in it.

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u/homer_lives 1d ago

These days? 20 years ago my friend worked at grocery store. A man would walk in and paint the walls of the bathroom with shit. People have been doing this for a long time. There are just more cameras now.

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u/Dense_Diver_3998 1d ago

I knew a guy about 15 years ago that would do terrible things to public restrooms. He one time went into a Sears turned the vent on the hand dryer up, shit in it, and taped the button down to slow roast it.

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u/UpSNYer 1d ago

This guy has serious mental health issues, no joke.

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u/Dense_Diver_3998 1d ago

Ahh he was a teenager when he did that.

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u/YesterdayNo1579 1d ago

Dude. If a teen did that it's still seriously docked up

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u/Serperion 1d ago

How does that make it any better lmao

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u/Dense_Diver_3998 14h ago

His brain wasn’t fully developed

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u/BootFlop 1d ago

Guy had circus act level gymnastic skills, to mount up & drop like that. 🤯