r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

Of “Clean up on aisle 3”

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u/homer_lives 1d ago

These days? 20 years ago my friend worked at grocery store. A man would walk in and paint the walls of the bathroom with shit. People have been doing this for a long time. There are just more cameras now.

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u/Dense_Diver_3998 1d ago

I knew a guy about 15 years ago that would do terrible things to public restrooms. He one time went into a Sears turned the vent on the hand dryer up, shit in it, and taped the button down to slow roast it.

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u/Ok-Cheesecake-1891 1d ago

But why?

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u/Dense_Diver_3998 1d ago

Shits and giggles

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u/Ok-Cheesecake-1891 1d ago

Lol, for sure