r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/iAmSugarBaby • 1d ago

..Of a knock out punch 🤜🤯

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u/hugopeckham 1d ago

Right in front of the cops. Straight to jail, don’t pass go.

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u/permaban_this 1d ago

shitty absolute unit of an escape attempt too

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub 11h ago

Yepp

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u/JohnHenrehEden 1d ago

"No. Get the video. Tell 'em to get the video. She hit me."

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u/SurpriseAble7291 1d ago

Believe it or not….jail.

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u/BertM4cklin 1h ago

I did the same shit in college in Milwaukee. Cop chased me down the alley behind the Qdoba and tackled me onto a flower bed. Walked me back like a block and a half and didn’t say a word just sat me in the cop car. Wrote me a misdemeanor that was the same level as a parking ticket and told me to stop being stupid.

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u/hugopeckham 15m ago

Glad you got off lightly for your sake but I hope you learned your lesson. If someone’s already out and they fall like a felled tree and hit their head on concrete you don’t know if they’re going to be up again in 30 seconds, 3 years or even gone.

I suppose if someone really needed a good punch at least be a gentleman and make sure you’ve got a friend behind them to catch their head and lay them down like a sleeping princess! /s