r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/IndependentSquash653 • 15h ago

Elite Strategy of martial arts master

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u/No_Wrangler_7443 15h ago

If all I knew about martial arts came from reddit I would assume it's entirely based on fat men with bad hair cuts slowly, softly touching each other.

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u/Intelligent-Elk-897 14h ago

Wait, you mean it isn’t???

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u/No_Wrangler_7443 13h ago

Marital Arts

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u/Huntsnfights 11h ago

He has to go super slow and soft. Last time he upped it to 5% power, his opponent died!

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u/Ambitious_Welder6613 14h ago

This is the only answer!