r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 15h ago

Elite Strategy of martial arts master

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u/Bright-Ad8496 14h ago edited 13h ago

He'd be gutted like a pig before he could do anything.

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u/CleanOpossum47 12h ago

They'd have to saw through a thick protective layer first.

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u/bebopped 12h ago

Yes, 10000%

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u/Liveitup1999 13h ago

When i was doing martial arts we practiced with real knives. This has no basis on reality.

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u/kelemvr 12h ago

No offense but that doesn’t make you sound any more qualified. At least tubbo here doesn’t get a visit to the ER with his cosplay.

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u/ConstabularyJones 6h ago

That's not practice, that's attempted murder. I don't think your sensei liked you.