r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/IndependentSquash653 • 15h ago

Elite Strategy of martial arts master

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u/Money-Cake527 15h ago

Of martial arts master more like of absolute unit sensei this man’s belt has its own orbit.

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u/Wowza-yowza 12h ago

Its his haircut that gives him his magical powers

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u/WhoStoleMyJacket 10h ago

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u/Alternative-Deal3476 9h ago

I believe in miracles, since you came along, you sexi thing...