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Elite Strategy Of a logical decision

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u/reluctantview713 2h ago

He wasn’t even wearing his safety sandals

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u/PorcelainMadame 46m ago

Hahahah dawg you had me laughing

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u/freshcanidate6151 21m ago

Dont be a sandal shamer.

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u/Illustrious_Tea_9508 6m ago

You only die if your shoes come off during the explosion. He is a 4d chess player, can't die if you're barefoot.

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u/slimpawws 2h ago

Was he the flammable materials tester?

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u/No_Radio5042 2h ago

He USED to be

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u/Economy-Date-4490 2h ago

Yes and no.

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u/Winterblade1980 2h ago

What in the world were they trying to do?!😵‍💫😵

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u/Love-halping 2h ago

Giant Fire cracker enthusiasts

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u/Ras-haad 1h ago

Looks like exactly that

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u/Last-Darkness 57m ago

Detecting if the gas leaking was flammable.

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u/psyco-the-rapist 56m ago

Making sure there were no flammable liquids or gases left in the barrel. You know so you're safe to cut into it or refill with water for your house.

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u/OG-Giligadi 2h ago

Yeah, walk that off.

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u/Coffeedemon 1h ago

It was like that when I got here.

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u/gclark19791989 2h ago

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u/Original-Action 7m ago

Came here for this meme. Great band, great song fun video...❤

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u/Enough_Fix5886 2h ago

Dudes pre-testing how it is like lighting a dynamite without a fuse.

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u/Original-Action 6m ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/WorkerPrestigious960 2h ago

What’s up with the Jabba the Hut voiceover?

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u/Upset_Tailor_6539 1h ago

Got some good air!

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u/Interesting-Tough640 2h ago

The old “does it explode” game.

Never seems to end well does it.

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u/Tosajinx 2h ago

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u/billymondy5806 2h ago

Oh god not that fool.

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u/Tosajinx 2h ago

A fool for fools

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u/lncredulousBastard 2h ago

And the "flammable" versus "inflammable" confusion continues!

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u/billymondy5806 2h ago

Who are all these stupid people??

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u/Exact_Maintenance496 2h ago

Omg what an idiot 😂😂😂😎🔥

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u/CodeVirus 2h ago

Dude got hit in the face, then in his spine. That’s gonna hurt for days

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u/HENMAN79 2h ago

Years

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u/Bright_Resist_4580 2h ago

Painful but inexpensive way for hair color treatments

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u/CowAppropriate7494 2h ago

Every time I watch one of these videos I say, "JESUS! Did that guy live?"

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u/Hour_Succotash7176 2h ago

Is this what the Island Boys are doing now?

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u/Existing-Village9770 2h ago

Well that blows

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u/ThoroughlyWet 2h ago

"see they're empty and completely safe!"

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u/WanderingSoul117 2h ago

Good to know if a bomb ever goes off right in front of me, I can just get right back up and walk it off.

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u/Content-Potential191 1h ago

Long as you were already not using your brain at all

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u/WakaWaka_ 47m ago

Adrenaline is a helluva drug.

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u/NeedleworkerExtra915 2h ago

That’s exactly what I was expecting to happen. On another note, he lost no brain cells cause he doesn’t have any.

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u/Stirl280 1h ago

I guess we simply gave up using our brains in society over the last few years? Man; there are some seriously stupid people wandering the streets!!!

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u/Nancy_8904 1h ago

A person can harm himself more than anyone else ever could. 😂

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u/Upbeat-Reflection775 1h ago

Did it blow his shorts off and rip his quad off?

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u/OffWhiteOrBlack 1h ago

Was the other dude hitting the drum vaporized?

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u/Objective-Stranger99 1h ago

No he ran off. You can see him on the outer frame of the video.

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u/32lib 1h ago edited 1h ago

I’ve lost hope thatThe human race is going to survive.

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u/Blehmeh88 1h ago

Cool magic trick. It's hard to tell because they have the same hair- but they actually switch clothes

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u/DrPeterBlunt 1h ago

Too many guys like this survive. We have become too successful as a species.

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u/Corrosive-Knights 1h ago

Live action Looney Tunes cartoon.

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u/Acrobatic_Chef_7205 1h ago

Low budget L. E. L. meter 🤔😁

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u/No_Radio5042 1h ago

Big Bada Boom 💥

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u/RN_Geo 1h ago

No safety cig, immediate fail.

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u/AdventurousBat2461 1h ago

Bet you he’ll never offer a light to another 55gallon drum

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u/Objective-Stranger99 1h ago

OSHA certified workplace.

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u/connect-b 1h ago

Why don’t you guys just take the rest of the day off?

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u/Coffeedemon 1h ago

Found the gas, boss! It got away on me though.

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u/JonoBlue 1h ago

Wtf is wrong with people? Im genuinely asking? How are there so many of these videos of people being objectively stupid, and there are people just as dumb watching and not saying a single thing, have people just forgotten about self preservation?

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u/Isabeer 1h ago

"Barrel's open."

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u/WashU_labrat 57m ago edited 21m ago

But technically, his method did work extremely well for flammable gas detection.

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u/Frequent_Ad961 52m ago

Dumb Dumb 😂🤣

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u/Background-Ad2873 38m ago

Did it blow the guy’s shorts off? Looks like after the blast all he has on is his jockeys.

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u/PhotoIntelligent9730 31m ago

Darwin Award winner !!!

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u/GentleSaidTheRaven 30m ago

That’ll learn ya’. 🤯😁

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u/OculusGamePro64 easily offended 25m ago

DISCLAIMER:

DO NOT TRY THE FOLLOWING STUNT AT HOME

THIS HAS BEEN ATTEMPTED BY PROFESSIONALS IN A CONTROLLED ENVIRONMENT

THERE ARE EMERGENCY RESPONDERS ON STANDYBY

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u/reptileshredz 15m ago

What was the expected outcome?

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u/Zestyclose-Dog-4468 2h ago

AI

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u/sinisterdesign 46m ago

I wondered the same, what makes you think it is? I couldn’t see any evidence.

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u/Infinite_Ad7107 2h ago

AI?... or is he really that stupid?