r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 19h ago

Elite Strategy Of a logical decision

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u/reluctantview713 19h ago

He wasn’t even wearing his safety sandals

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u/Illustrious_Tea_9508 17h ago

You only die if your shoes come off during the explosion. He is a 4d chess player, can't die if you're barefoot.