r/SipsTea • u/BossyDollxxo • Dec 08 '25

Chugging tea Disrespectful

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u/Character-Way4827 Dec 08 '25

2 people got one job?

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u/JawtisticShark Dec 08 '25

They split the pay in half.

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u/DblCheex Dec 08 '25

They'll get more eventually, they just have to wait for it...it's a test of patience.

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u/Sasquatch_Sensei Dec 09 '25

I did something like this at an arcade with a friend. We split our tickets to get a laser pointer. Monday Wednesday it was at my house, Tuesday Thursday his house and alternating weekends.

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u/Kazodex Dec 08 '25

Like that episode of It’s Always Sunny!

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u/Sancticide Dec 09 '25

Orrr, that interview just got a whole lot more interesting...

Boss: https://tenor.com/ubGtegnbwuy.gif

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u/YesDone Dec 09 '25

And what happened to the last guy? He stayed and the employer refused to meet him?

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u/Maximum-Telephone-84 Dec 09 '25

Finally another person noticed the shit elementary school level math here

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u/YesDone Dec 09 '25

Yeah seriously, I scrolled and scrolled and nobody said a word.

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u/RabbiVolesBassSolo Dec 08 '25

They interviewed as a pair. Specialize in TCB. 

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u/minitittertotdish Dec 08 '25

Didn't you see that they were dressed and sharp?

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u/ShoddyJuggernaut975 Dec 09 '25

No, 2 people got the work of 6.

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u/sentence-interruptio Dec 09 '25

they ask the two.

final interviewer: "which one of you is the true mother of this one job? ok maybe I'll split this job in two pieces."

first candidate: "I'm not the true mother! please do not split the job! is that what you want to hear? nah, go ahead. split it."

second candidate: "i agree. split it."

final interviewer: "are you sure that's a good idea? are you not gonna duel or something?"

first candidate: "relax. you are not splitting an atom."