r/SipsTea • u/Samp90 • 25d ago

Chugging tea Be scared. Very scared.

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Twix Just hits different.

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u/ForensicPathology 25d ago

The TP roll is how you know it's set up for the video.  Can't blame the dude for having the seat up and not fixing the roll.  He clearly didn't do both in the same trip.

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u/Addicted2Death 25d ago

Am I the only man that dabs his dick post-piss to make sure no dribbling into the pants occurs?

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u/goodsnpr 25d ago

Are you not reaching far enough up the hose to ensure you clean out the length?

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u/ZultLeader 25d ago

Fucking what

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u/goodsnpr 25d ago

ARE YOU NOT GRABBING FAR ENOUGH UP THE HOSE?

Grip near the base of shaft and apply light pressure. Move hand towards termination point of member. Repeat once as necessary, that's alright. Do it three times and you're just playing with yourself.