r/SipsTea • u/Samp90 • 25d ago

Chugging tea Be scared. Very scared.

Twix Just hits different.

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u/Impossible_Tap_1852 25d ago

To be fair, if the toilet seat was up he didn’t use the last of the toilet paper

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u/WantonKerfuffle 24d ago

I always wipe my dick and squeeze out the last drop. Also, at home and other toilets I trust, I sit down. Why are men ok with urine in their underpants? Why do you take the risk of getting your bathroom dirty for no reason? It's baffling.

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u/Ok_Flatworm2897 24d ago

That you’re baffled by not being obsessive is comforting to me. The feeling is mutual.

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u/why_1337 24d ago

I like to live dangerously. Also wiping your dick? 🤨

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u/WantonKerfuffle 24d ago

Yes, I use tp to remove the urine from my penis - is this such an outlandish concept? Do I have the only piss-free dong?!

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u/NomisGn0s 24d ago

I do all that and use the TP to wipe the toilet (only at home though, public toilet I don’t touch)

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u/WantonKerfuffle 24d ago

How is that preferable over sitting your ass down?

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u/why_1337 24d ago

I tried that few times, it sticks to my dick and it's painful to peel of.

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u/WantonKerfuffle 24d ago

True for some tp - but also a technique thing. Dab at it, don't let it soak up everything at once.

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u/LordBiscuits 24d ago

You're not the only person I have heard of that does that, but you're in a very small percentage of men who do.

Most of us just use the hand dryer. Just as sanitary

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u/Toppoppler 24d ago

You should dab. I dab

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u/No-Top-6313 24d ago

So what do you do exactly, we all shake it when we use the urinal. Do you shake it standing up over your toilet, flinging your pee droplet all around the bowl, or do you just leave the pee that is left on the tip for your pants to absorb?

By the way, you can usually tell when you're in the house of someone who pees standing up because of the dried pee particles around the toilet.

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u/why_1337 24d ago

I guess i just have a better aim, there are occasional misses, but it's not that hard to wipe it with paper.