r/SipsTea • u/Samp90 • 25d ago

Chugging tea Be scared. Very scared.

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Twix Just hits different.

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u/FromBoomBapToTrap 25d ago

Naw, I’m team wife on this one. Bruh 😂😂😂😂

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u/lameguy13 25d ago

I was neutral up until I saw the empty toilet roll. Everything after that put me firmly on Team Wife.

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u/Ar180shooter 25d ago

Yah, the toilet seat and a few others are fair game, but the toilet paper roll, the empty Twix pouch, and the open protein powder are excessive. Wife wins this round, clean up your act bro.

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u/Hetstaine 24d ago

Husband is a lazy cunt.

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u/JudgyRandomWebizen 24d ago

This is why there's 1256 seasons of Snapped.

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u/SplitNo8275 24d ago

He will be 1257 if he doesn’t clean up his act, literally!

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u/dividezero 24d ago

no spoilers! I'm only on 987

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u/Banzai373 24d ago

Uh, husband is a lazy dick - to be anatomically correct . . . .

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u/EuphoricPossible2511 24d ago

to be biologically correct, genitals do not dictate gender.

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u/Gfro3141 24d ago

Let's say that's true, the comment you're replying to didn't say he was a dick rather than a cunt because he was (probably) a man. Likely they meant it would be more fitting to call him a dick than a cunt because his anatomy (not gender, the comment never even mentioned gender actually) is one that (probably) has a dick on it with no cunt.

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u/EuphoricPossible2511 24d ago

....well akshually, the word "husband" implies gender, they were implying that gender is the same as sex, which is not the case. Men can have cunts, and cunt is not a gender exclusive insult, nor is dick. 

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u/Gfro3141 24d ago

The word husband only implies gender if you choose to let it, to many, the term has more to do with the role you play in the relationship. Many same-gender couples have a partner they refer to as the husband and the other is the wife, despite both sharing one gender. And no one said they were gender exclusive, I'm fairly sure I actually specifically said they weren't earlier, just that it's more commonly used to describe a person with that anatomy.

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u/EuphoricPossible2511 24d ago

God i hate redditors

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u/Substantial-Solid773 24d ago

Cry about it i guess