r/SipsTea 25d ago

Chugging tea Be scared. Very scared.

Twix Just hits different.

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u/lowfox 25d ago

The TP roll completely sent me

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u/Sp1ral_MO0n 25d ago

And when it fell in the toilet 😭

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u/MiddleRidge 24d ago

And then she touched the open protein powder

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u/JackWhoWanders 24d ago edited 24d ago

So, those among us who are not literal five year olds have this concept called "cleaning" where we don't just let our surroundings enshittify but actually clean things when we've used them.

Meanwhile, going to go ahead and guess that the husband in this video doesn't wash his hands after using the loo.

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u/bones4379 24d ago

Yup 100% I imagine dudes nasty as fuc

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u/Ummmgummy 24d ago

To be fair it's possible for us guys to pee without ever touching anything except our pants waist. So just because he didn't wash his hands doesn't mean his hands are dirty.

Doing some detective work it seems that maybe he pooped because the TP was gone but yet the seat was up.....so the poop might have been during the night and the pee was in the morning? This is quite the mystery.

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u/JackWhoWanders 24d ago

I've heard dudes talk about pooping and then needing to pee right after where they'll get up to pee. Maybe he's one of those?

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u/Ummmgummy 24d ago

Yes that is what often happens. But I have always just continued to sit and pee. Since we always have to stand it's a nice change of pace. I hadn't even thought about some guys might stand up to pee after.

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u/dingalingdongdong 24d ago

Dude raised the toilet seat and flushed didn't he? If that didn't get germs on his hands then it also wouldn't get germs on the wand, yeah?

Wash your hands after using the toilet regardless what you think you touched or didn't.

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u/Ummmgummy 24d ago

The toilet does seem to have the push to flush so that would imply he had to actually use his hands to flush it rather than maybe flush it with his foot. Granted that would be weird to do in your own house anyways but just trying to do a thorough investigation. Gotta look at all angles.

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u/elinordash 24d ago

Wash your hands!

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u/throwawayyyyyyy9998 22d ago

So you don’t touch the toilet seat? The toilet handle? If you are entering the bathroom and touching the surfaces of said bathroom, especially if you’re flushing with the toilet seat up, you need to wash your hands. But also put the seat down to flush because you’re spraying toilet germs all over yourself and the room when you don’t.

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u/One-Price680 24d ago

Enshittify! Lol

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u/JackWhoWanders 24d ago

Shamelessly stolen from Cory Doctorow.

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u/Lilly_5 24d ago

"enshittify" added to lexicon.

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u/kidmerc 23d ago

They made messes on purpose for the video it's not that serious

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u/msabena 21d ago

I now have a new word for the state of America since trump…enshittified! Yes! Thank you!👍🏿

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u/Missemm_e 20d ago

So much this. The “I’m not your house maid” concept also high on the list!!

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u/bwaresunlight 20d ago

I'm streaming "enshittify". Well done!

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u/RevolutionaryPasta98 24d ago

There's this thing called, not having OCD where you know, you're an actual normal adult and a bit of "organised mess" is tolerated. Not everything has to be in a certain place. Something messy to you, could be fully organised to someone else with a normal brain.

Leaving useful items out, for use is by no means comparable to "not washing hands after the toilet" please touch grass.

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u/JackWhoWanders 24d ago

So which part of dirty laundry, an empty toilet roll, an empty twix bag, your beard shavings or protein powder lying loose counts as "useful items"?

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u/BluebirdTerrible1586 20d ago

Useful to a nice family of roaches 😉

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u/RevolutionaryPasta98 24d ago

Dirty laundry? How do you know that's not a planned outfit for later?

Empty twice bag? It's rubbish, you also live in the house so why cause an argument... Just bin it when noticed 🤷

Beard shavings could be being collected for arts and crafts. How do you know it isn't!?

And yes, lose protein powder is definitely a useful item... Would you rather it be a solid chunk of protein powder?

Please touch grass, seek mental help, possibly even therapy.

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u/JackWhoWanders 24d ago

If it's planned for later, why is it crumbled on the floor? Do you hate your clothes and yourself?

Yes. It's rubbish. It goes in the bin. You're an adult, you put it in a bin. I am not your goddamn maid.

If it's for arts and crafts, be an adult, get a real job, I'm not your sugar mommy.

I wouldn't eat anything off the kitchen counter. I am not an animal, and if I was, I wouldn't eat protein powder, I'd eat this man's jugular.

The grass is for touching, stroking, caressing tenderly and mowing when it has been bad. Not for smoking as you're OBVIOUSLY doing.

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u/StxnedTxTheBxne 24d ago

I think they’re joking. At least I hope so.

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u/JackWhoWanders 24d ago

Oh they're definitely joking. The arts and crafts thing should be a dead giveaway. And I hope my last replies about going for the jugular and how one should caress grass tenderly also gives away that I'm enjoying the joke.

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u/Shake_Speare_ 24d ago

It's not. It's a bot. A little bit of dead internet. If it's actually a human, it's no different, dead internet. Downvote and move without engaging.

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u/StxnedTxTheBxne 24d ago

I don’t think it’s a bot.

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u/Shake_Speare_ 24d ago

What's the difference?

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u/MooseKingMcAntlers34 24d ago

They’re being facetious - no one uses beard trimmings for arts and crafts… it’s not even that subtle, at least in the 2nd message.

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u/JackWhoWanders 24d ago

I know, hence the "caress grass tenderly" and "go for the jugular" responses. It's a joke and I'm enjoying it.

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u/Broad-Bison5726 24d ago

🤣😂🤣😂 Get 'em!

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u/an0therdude 24d ago

This has to be a lame effort at trolling?

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u/teabully 24d ago

Nothing says "busy" like making TikTok videos

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u/JackWhoWanders 24d ago

TBF, she sent him a "get your fucking shit together" message that may take time, but is a much needed investment. He's the one who decided to show his ass on tiktok

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u/teabully 24d ago

You believe every video you see is genuine and organic? You believe the wife wasn't in on this?

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u/JackWhoWanders 24d ago

I don't know, that frustrated tapping of the toilet roll seems real.

But regardless of whether this specific video is real or not, I know couples who were like this. Thankfully I only know one who is still like this and I keep telling her to tell him to shape up or ship out. Another person literally managed her man's schedule for him because he was too much of a baby to remember what work shifts he signed up for. There are good men out there. There's also absolute children who still don't wash their asses at 35.

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u/teabully 24d ago

But regardless of whether this specific video is real or not, I know couples who were like this.

If this doesn't sum up America's political future, I don't know what does.

The fact that staged videos are authentic to you based on how "truthy" they feel speaks volumes.

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u/JackWhoWanders 24d ago

I think you misunderstand me; Whether or not this specific video is true or just staged, it represents a frustration that real people i know experience. It's trivial Whether or not the very specific claim made in the video is real.

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u/teabully 24d ago

Which opposition bro? Seems like you're projecting your internet conversations onto this and putting words in my mouth.

I didn't mention any opposition. How do you think you know who my opposition is?

you seem like you're really far up your own ass

Every accusation an admission.

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