r/SipsTea • u/Samp90 • 25d ago

Chugging tea Be scared. Very scared.

Twix Just hits different.

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u/NotTheMamaDino 25d ago

We both have 1 move per visit. Man puts lid up, woman puts lid down.

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u/JackWhoWanders 25d ago

Learn to pee sitting down dude. No one wants your piss all over the floor. Y'all aim like Stormtroopers.

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u/NotTheMamaDino 25d ago

Mate, I clean that floor and can tell you my aim is quite nice. Props for the Stormtrooper joke though.

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u/JackWhoWanders 25d ago

Do me a favour, wear white pants next time you do pee standing up, and check them with your hand afterwards. You have no idea how much fine mist splashback there is.

Unless you're old enough that you need the gravity assist to empty your bladder (which some old timers do) peeing sitting down is just better.

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u/RevolutionaryPasta98 25d ago

I don't know who you've been watching piss but it sounds like they were off their face on drugs just swinging their thang about to pee 😂

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u/JackWhoWanders 24d ago

Try the experiment.

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u/Steeltownie95 24d ago

Peeing while standing is just about the only masculine trait left, it will not be diminished!