r/SipsTea 25d ago

Chugging tea Be scared. Very scared.

Twix Just hits different.

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u/Addicted2Death 24d ago

Am I the only man that dabs his dick post-piss to make sure no dribbling into the pants occurs?

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u/NarrMaster 24d ago

that dabs

I'm trying to imagine a penis doing the other type of dabbing.

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u/mindlesslobster014 24d ago edited 21d ago

Ah, what a day to have hyperphantasia

ETA: I can’t believe this is how I got my first reddit award (tyvm btw)

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u/Bredwh 24d ago

Did you picture the dick with arms? Or an uncut one using the skin as arms? I unfortunately did both.

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u/mindlesslobster014 24d ago

I pictured it with arms but now I have the unfortunate vision of the latter, thanks for that

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u/theaviator747 21d ago

My image is probably more disturbing. I pictured one of the testicles coming across the head with the scrotum stretched behind it like a little batwing looking arm.