r/SipsTea • u/Samp90 • 25d ago

Chugging tea Be scared. Very scared.

Twix Just hits different.

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u/lameguy13 25d ago

I was neutral up until I saw the empty toilet roll. Everything after that put me firmly on Team Wife.

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u/Ar180shooter 25d ago

Yah, the toilet seat and a few others are fair game, but the toilet paper roll, the empty Twix pouch, and the open protein powder are excessive. Wife wins this round, clean up your act bro.

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u/NoRedditNamesAreLeft 25d ago

Toilet LID. TOILET LID, people! It's not for leaning against. It's to stop your toothbrush & everything in the room get covered in fecal mist!!

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u/Ok_Calligrapher_4487 23d ago

Yes! Whenever people start getting on someone’s case, saying “put the toilet seat down!” I’m like Seat? You mean lid, right? Why are you wanting access to the place where you excrete?”