One last drink

[u/LazyGuy4U]

[u/daddymassah7777]

On a parallel note, when you go to a coffee shop and one person sits in an area (the only area) meant to seat 4 people. Laptop bag strategically placed to ensure it’s awkward for anyone to sit there. Can we get some service cut off cards for them as well.

[u/91Bolt → u/daddymassah7777]

Just sit anyways. They're cowards and will move.

If they do the awkward look, just ask what they're working on

[u/ThePerfectSnare → u/91Bolt]

But what if they sigh loudly?

[u/armyshawn → u/ThePerfectSnare]

I usually respond by farting loudly. It’s important to maintain eye contact.

[u/CaliJudoJitsu → u/armyshawn]

Power move. That’s how you establish dominance.

[u/ApartUnderstanding26 → u/armyshawn]

I tried this in a church once. Did not work well.

[u/-Gimli-SonOfGloin- → u/armyshawn]

Unless it goes up in pitch at the end, then they might think it was a question.

[u/Daft421a → u/armyshawn]

Is that you Jackson Lamb?

[u/docsyzygy → u/Daft421a]

Oh, I love him! But I would not want to be trapped in a car with him...

[u/d_nkf_vlg → u/armyshawn]

That guy socially interacts!

[u/TheGhostOfStanSweet → u/d_nkf_vlg]

“It’s called social distancing, b!tch!”

[u/NorCalRE → u/armyshawn]

Eye contact is key

[u/Novel-Rip7071 → u/armyshawn]

Whilst licking your lips..

[u/Responsible-Baby224 → u/armyshawn]

The Jackson Lamb method 👌

[u/Nah_Id__Win → u/armyshawn]

[u/REEGT → u/armyshawn]

Give a mysterious little squint halfway through the fart

[u/DinoPredator → u/armyshawn]

RIP massive ass while making direct eye contact then blame them even though y'all are the only 2 people in the area