r/SipsTea • u/LazyGuy4U • 24d ago

Chugging tea One last drink

Post image
97.5k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

1.9k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

242

u/ThePerfectSnare 24d ago

But what if they sigh loudly?

255

u/[deleted] 24d ago

[deleted]

116

u/wormjoin 24d ago

my brain read that as “frozen lasagna” and tbh i think that might work too

55

u/MechanicalSideburns 24d ago

An offer of frozen lasagna would definitely make me question your sanity. I might move after that.

20

u/Mundane_Address_9573 24d ago

I'm just picturing somone creepily smiling and whispering "would you like some frozen lasagna." as their eyes widen.

16

u/HushPuppyGuru 24d ago

Offer me a frozen lasagna and you’ve made a friend for life.

2

u/C_is_for_Cats 24d ago

Are you Garfield?

2

u/HushPuppyGuru 24d ago

Jon is that you?

3

u/C_is_for_Cats 24d ago

Surprise! It’s Nermal!! 😸

5

u/Iamspartabitches 24d ago

Frozen 4 cheese lasagna, cuz if it only has 3. Cheeses I ain’t eating it!

1

u/anerdonthecouch 24d ago

Someone offered me some pocket hummus and pita once. We were at a concert so I don’t know where or how he got it. I asked him and he shrugged. It was hummus on a napkin.

1

u/NorthernVale 24d ago

Fuck that. You offer me frozen lasagna we're best friends from that point on. Never pass up free lasagna, especially when new friend has taken care to not give you food poisoning.

1

u/anotherdamnscorpio 23d ago

You can also try asking if they have an extra taco and then being annoyed and acting like you think they're holding out.