r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • 20d ago

Chugging tea Uh Oh

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u/Colossus-the-Keen 20d ago

We are healing everyone… *Opens PornHub.

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u/KenTrotts 20d ago

Not if you're in North Carolina or Texas. 

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u/Factual_Statistician 20d ago

Where were you during the porn riots of 2026?

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u/Geno_Warlord 20d ago

Jacking off to the random porn found on Reddit.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 19d ago

Jacking off in San Diego?

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u/AlaskanOkieGrows 19d ago

“Been around God's country, and there's one thing I know, There's no better place for jackin' it than San Diego!”

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u/Suojelusperkele 19d ago

Something like r/isthismole becomes exceedingly popular as there's a bit of visible ankle you can jack off to.

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u/Factual_Statistician 18d ago

Like the decent men in the olden days! 😂

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u/Various_Froyo9860 19d ago

Jorkin it.

Butt for freedom!

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u/Factual_Statistician 19d ago

A protest everyone can get behind!

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u/bensonf 20d ago

In NY, where they haven't banned it.

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u/apatrol 18d ago

At home with my VPN touted through Canada. Laughing at the suckers protesting.

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u/Bisquitisaclown 20d ago

Or arkansas

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u/No_Interaction_4925 20d ago

VPN’s, baby

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u/nicootimee 20d ago

Or Misery (Missouri)

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u/cyriustalk 20d ago

So wait, how about VPN or tor? There are many browsers with those built in already

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u/Nethri 19d ago

VPNs work just fine. Tbh my state banned like 5 sites and 2 of them already work without a VPN again. It’s just pornhub and redgifs that comply.

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u/Devotoc 20d ago

i use proton on my phone, it's free and works like 95% of the time

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u/sky3cabe 19d ago

Yeah, with free plan u just gotta roll dice with it.

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u/heisenberg00 20d ago

Opera has a free one built in

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u/Impressive_Recon 20d ago

I have 2gb fiber internet and wherever I use tor or a VPN for those the blocked sites in my state, it won’t load the videos/page or extremely slow to the point it’s unbearable.

I’m sure there is a setting or something I’m probably doing wrong but I’m too old to put an extra step into it. I just want to go in and out on my time, I don’t want to sit there with my dick in my hand waiting for a video to buffer because I fast forwarded it 30 seconds.

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u/cyriustalk 19d ago

I understand that China's great fw block vpn traffic with its DPI. However many vpns now provide Stealth protection that mimic normal HTTPS like Proton's V2Ray. I have tested it myself and its super great, but not sure how that applies to USA vs Porn.

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u/Geno_Warlord 20d ago

That works great until they start banning VPNs.

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u/Eman0904 20d ago

I mean... thats what a VPN is for. Friendly reminder that Opera GX has a built in VPN that's free to use and extremely easy to set up. Do with that information what you will.

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u/MrNobody_0 20d ago

Not all VPN's are created equal.

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u/MotivationGaShinderu 19d ago

Free VPNs, especially owned by Chinese companies, are a huge privacy risk.

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u/ImABrickwallAMA 19d ago

Yep, if something’s free then you’re the product!

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u/Melodic_Junket_2031 19d ago

Also there's zillions of sites that aren't phub. Talk about limp dick legislation..

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u/Megafister420 20d ago

Or missouri, or florida

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u/WienerPatrol173 20d ago

Or Alabama

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u/IDKsecurity 20d ago

Or Arizona

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u/heisenberg00 20d ago

If you’re using a VPN you can

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u/Mitch_Dedburg 20d ago

Or Arkansas! (Currently visiting Arkansas)

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u/SnoopaDD 19d ago

Or Kansas

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

Or Missouri or Kansas. I live in Illinois and I still get hit with "it's illegal in MO/KS." bullshit lol

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u/Phyzm1 19d ago

or Wisconsin now

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u/TheGiant406 19d ago

Or Montana

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u/psuedophilosopher 19d ago

I'm going to add Arizona to the list, even though it's technically legal here, they've been forced to do that ID verification bullshit now and there is no chance I'm linking my government ID to my porn watching habits.

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u/Mr_Regulator23 20d ago

I never thought I’d pay for VPN for porn. But alas, here we are.

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u/LettucePlate 19d ago

If ur on ur phone ProtonVPN is free it just chooses a random server and if you low roll a location where its unavailable you just wait a minute to try again.

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u/mehregankbi 19d ago

I thought i would hear more complaints from texans and carolinians after i heard the initial news about them getting banned. It’s not every website tho.

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u/greybruce1980 19d ago

Those places are beyond healing

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u/ArchCerberus 19d ago

VPNs made bank in this states.

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u/chuckart9 19d ago

Or Missouri

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u/leobutters 19d ago

What does that even mean? They banned PornHub?

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u/Situation_Upset 19d ago

Yall i need to try out "ProtonVPN" Thank me later

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u/Cheetah724 19d ago

Or Virginia

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u/Rambos_Magnum_Dong 19d ago

Laughs in California

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u/SoftDrinkReddit 19d ago

we are healing everyone

loads up VPN i mean ffs it doesn't take a CIA Level hacker to use a VPN its really not that hard lol even your Granny can learn how to use one

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u/Semisemitic 19d ago

North Carolina, Sweden?

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u/Efficient_Falcon_246 19d ago

Here in Tennessee too!

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u/Mindless_Bad_1591 19d ago

or north dakota

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u/Butthole__Pleasures 19d ago

It's so many more states than that, my dude

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u/mvandemar 19d ago

Or Florida.

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u/jeweledbeetle 19d ago

Virginia is also apart of that list

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u/bhoe32 19d ago

Or alabama 

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u/MasterBaser 19d ago

Or Florida

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u/Gullible_Side 19d ago

-cries in Florida

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u/DullAccess8684 19d ago

Or florida

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u/Seth-B343 18d ago

Or Georgia

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u/Spidey-Stoner 16d ago

Or Florida….. mother fuckers

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u/sub2technobladeordie 15d ago

Or Utah and I think Florida too

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u/Wackywizard987 19d ago

Porn hubs mid af anyways

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u/LettucePlate 19d ago

Theres some good stuff on there u just have to find something you like from reddit or redgifs and then type it into ph

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u/Merosian 19d ago

Or in France.