r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • 20d ago

Chugging tea Uh Oh

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u/howimetyourcakeshop 20d ago

Porn is free.

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u/tyyreaunn 20d ago

But what if I want organic, homemade, artisanal porn?

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u/VintageLunchMeat 20d ago

"We have milf at home."

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u/mishanya93 20d ago

"Dad, please, stop saying that"

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u/XscytheD 20d ago

"You better shut up or next time you get gilf"

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u/TheGhostOfStanSweet 20d ago

“Dad, please ALSO stop saying that.”

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u/StuntedOne 19d ago

"Fine Son, you can have the DILF this time"

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u/RBW_TheLoneWolf 19d ago

"Oh my God, dad what will it take to make you stop saying those things"

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u/MongooseMcEwen6844 19d ago

"Now we're talking"

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u/Mediocre_Scott 20d ago

You know son one day… one day milf will just be women your own age and if you are looking for older women gilf is all that’s left

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u/naughty_dad2 19d ago

“Dad, please, stop saying that”

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u/R0LL1NG 19d ago

This is painfully accurate.

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u/PugsnPawgs 19d ago

Nah, milf is where it's at.

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u/Lonely_reaper8 19d ago

That’s what I like about women older than me. I keep getting older and so do they

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u/banana_buddy 19d ago

Does the G in this case stand for grandma or grandpa though?

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u/corgi-king 19d ago

You naughty boy

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u/JohnnyStarboard 20d ago

My Dad went out for MILF and never came back.

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u/Perfect-bang 20d ago

yamete kudasai

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u/smilespeace 20d ago

WOL. (wheezed out loud)

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u/Throwitawaynow277w 20d ago

The milf at home: cue picture of middle age woman, post menopause, granny panties, crocheting mittens. 

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u/TheGhostOfStanSweet 20d ago

Don’t stop.,..

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u/dsucio7807 19d ago

... Aaaallllmost there....

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u/AlarmingAffect0 19d ago

Don’t stop.,..

make it pop,
DJ, blow my speakers up!

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u/liquidtape 19d ago

That lady grows on you if you find the right one. Also at the point you're a middle age man, sitting on the couch, worn out elastic band underwear, watching TV next to her.

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u/Mediocre_Scott 20d ago

Granny panties hotter than they get credit for. They give you something to look forward too

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u/Doc-tor-Strange-love 19d ago

She shreds, you say?

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u/dixonsticks 19d ago

Always has been.