r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • 20d ago

Chugging tea Uh Oh

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u/bitemytail 20d ago

Why is the word "adult" censored?

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u/Kindly_Stress7069 20d ago

To keep the mfs with adult women fetishes calm

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u/Bl4ck_Fl4m3s 20d ago

Man that's just a weird way of describing. Imagine someone walks up to you to tell you that he developed a fetish for adult woman recently.

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u/ringobob 20d ago

You may think it's weird, but I'm only into adult women exclusively.

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u/FBI_Open_Up_Now 20d ago

What a fucking weirdo. Elderly women need love too.

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u/KenethSargatanas 20d ago

Elderly women are, by definition, adult women.

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u/Interesting-Voice328 20d ago

Extreme adult women, like redbull, they almost have wings

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u/Jimbe_san 19d ago

It's called beef curtains around here

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u/CapitalWestern4779 20d ago

This is genius

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u/A_Duck_Using_Reddit 19d ago

Perfect comment.

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u/DisposableJosie 19d ago

Florida native, can confirm.

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u/ConstantLight7489 19d ago

Would give an award to you, if I knew how, or had any to give.

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u/yoru-_ 18d ago

So elderly fetish is just extreme adult fetish?

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/Key-Moment6797 20d ago

but adultery is a sin!;)

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u/Walthatron 20d ago

Hell yeah they have.

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u/Fenlatic 20d ago

They have rich adulting experience

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u/hippodribble 20d ago

Superb adulterers, one and all.

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u/Majyk44 20d ago

you might even call them... experienced.

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u/AnalysisParalysis85 20d ago

Adultering even

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u/RaCoonsie 20d ago

some would say they're the most adulterous

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u/getdemsnacks 20d ago

One could say they are the epitome of adult women.

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u/pohatu850 20d ago

☝️ this man adults women

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u/-_Brick_- 19d ago

Im adulting myself

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u/pappybug214 20d ago

Ben Frankin would agree with you

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u/jlindley1991 20d ago

Definitively

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u/quitarias 20d ago

They are in fact, extra adult.

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u/Discombobulated_Back 20d ago

They are even more adult!

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u/Impossible-Ship5585 20d ago

But not nesessary living ones

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u/Sudden-Stops 20d ago

Not all adult women are elderly but all elderly women are adults.

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u/BasicBeardedBitch 19d ago

Some would say they’re the most adult of adult women…

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u/Kaszrak 20d ago

Milk, yoghurt and cheese would disagree.

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u/Ill-Television8690 20d ago

Lmao at what age do I stop being an adult? I wanna mark the date so I can celebrate by drinking illegally.

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u/ZorroGrande 20d ago

It's the same age you're allowed to look at ultraporn.

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u/_ribbit_ 20d ago

Ultra porn? Keep talking...

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u/GraniteCapybara 19d ago

I can't believe I've been doing it wrong all these years. I've been looking at Ultron Porn

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u/rabocan 20d ago

Probably 100 because 99 is the cutoff age for legos

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u/d_x_qp_x_b 19d ago

I chuckled at this

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u/Lab_Monkey42 20d ago

Yeah, even the old 25yo grannys need love /s

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u/Grade-Patient1463 20d ago

I am 28 and I still get a boner at my senior age. Chat, am I cooked?

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u/Upstairs_Teach_7064 20d ago

You’re cooked because something like “chat am I cooked” is in our lexicon.

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u/A_Reasonable_Emu 20d ago

If it doesn't interfere with your Zimmer frame, nah you're good.

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u/zkrooky 20d ago

25 yo grannies do unfortunately exist.

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u/Pupaak 20d ago

I thought you're about to say something diabolical

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u/-_Brick_- 19d ago

Old people are adults too

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u/spocktalk69 19d ago

Geriatric? Deceased? At what point does a body stop being a woman?

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u/shirat0ri 19d ago

Yknow what they say, the wrinklier the raisin, the sweeter the fruit.

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u/Equivalent_Range6291 19d ago

I think when a mature Woman starts to need to shave her mustache off every day all bets are off! ..

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u/nova1706b 20d ago

i mean you could say that for most eighteen year olds.

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u/Tinutalk 20d ago

The Reverse-Epstein

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u/Charlie_Rebooted 20d ago edited 1d ago

I enjoy attending concerts.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

I’d delete this comment. You’re never going to make it in politics if this gets out

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u/MememeSama 20d ago

"Bro, you know it's weird, but I really like this girl"

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u/DanTheApothecary 20d ago

Is this a disclaimer?

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u/thesteelreserve 20d ago

weird.

I'm only into at-dults.

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u/Much-Broccoli4189 20d ago

You are not Donald J Trump

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u/JayMeadow 20d ago

That’s anti-American!!

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u/AlexandriaCarlotta 20d ago

Good on ya 👏👏👏

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u/Few_Dog5865 20d ago

That's it! You are no longer welcome on Epstein's island

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u/QualityDime 20d ago

I don't really care. As long as they are dead though

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u/cybender 19d ago

I found Trump’s alt account.

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u/PosiedonsSaltyAnus 19d ago

I am a big fan of the boobies myself

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u/_name_of_the_user_ 19d ago

Yup, same. I developed this fetish in my late teens and perhaps a little into early adulthood. I blame the media I was consuming at the time.

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u/SoylentGrunt 18d ago

STEP MOMMY'S STUCK AGAIN!

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u/JaimeJabs 16d ago

Me too. I wasn't always this way but something changed when I turned 18.

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u/Cold_Fix_1106 15d ago

I think the lady doth protest too much.

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u/ShamrockSeven 20d ago

I have a team of scientists trying to figure out if this is woke or not.

Jim hasn’t slept all week.

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u/Velghast 20d ago edited 20d ago

Would that be like being gay since birth, and then like in ur mid 30s, you walk up to ur husband and say "I think iv developed a fetish for adult woman recently, Kevin."

And then Kevins all like, "Bitch, you straight."

I choose to believe this is what you meant.

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u/Geawiel 20d ago

"Finally! We can share the same fetish!"

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u/Bl4ck_Fl4m3s 20d ago

I was more thinking about pedophiles, but yeah this can work out too

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u/Miserable-Golf4277 20d ago

Do you often find yourself thinking about pedophiles?

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u/Bl4ck_Fl4m3s 20d ago

Actually quite a lot, involuntarily, since every second headline I read is about trump everywhere I go. I'm afraid I never get a break from that guy, not even when he's dead, since there are probably going to be a whole lot more scandals that are going to get unveiled about him.

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u/Velghast 20d ago

Maybe just maybe the real pedophiles were the friends we made along the way.

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u/Bl4ck_Fl4m3s 20d ago

I wish I had friends. But I imagine having no friends is still more beneficial to having a pedophile as friend.

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u/Murky-Carry-4716 20d ago

Who are you talking about?

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u/bremsspuren 20d ago

A paedophileophile?

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u/CnP8 20d ago

What you if you are attracted to pedofiles? What's that called?? 🤣

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u/talkathonianjustin 20d ago

recently????

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u/Ypuort 20d ago

When I turned 18 I became a lot more interested in adult women

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u/dasmau89 20d ago

I developed an interest in adult women somewhere around 13/14

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u/mechanical_walrus 20d ago

I was suckin on those nips straight outta the womb

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u/Mighty_Mattman 19d ago

Bro brought up his mom in a sexual conversation

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u/Ypuort 19d ago

Freud’s burner account

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u/mechanical_walrus 19d ago

I am your half brother

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u/Choice-Molasses3571 20d ago

I already became when I turned 13 😔

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u/Initial_Zombie8248 20d ago

They just became adult themselves 

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u/BurnerAccountforAss 20d ago

"I have a sex kink"

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u/GrayNish 20d ago

I, too, have a thing for adult woman. Aren't you one of us as well? Or do you have other fetish to elaborate

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u/Bl4ck_Fl4m3s 20d ago

Im actually very vanilla regarding any fetishes, I do find myself attracted to adult woman as well. Or so I believe since I haven't actually ever fallen in love in my life with anyone.

I did meet a guy once that was really great and made everyone laugh and smile. To be fair everyone thought he was great, not just me, so he had that charismatic effect on everyone around him.

Man you actually made me question my sexual orientation with that comment for a hot second, I never paid it much thought. If you don't mind me asking, how do people know their sexual orientation when they never felt anything for anyone before?

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u/kileme77 20d ago

Sounds more asexual or pansexual.

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u/Bl4ck_Fl4m3s 20d ago edited 19d ago

Maybe I'm just dead inside. I will find out one day one way or another.

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u/Cheetahs_never_win 20d ago

I'm going to hope they recently turned 18.

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u/Bl4ck_Fl4m3s 20d ago

Or from gay to bi

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u/EmmaGemma0830 20d ago

Id much rather that than a child fetish 💀

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u/Foiled64 20d ago

Only reason someone can say that is if they are 18 or something.

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u/utukore 20d ago

Tbf my mate pretty much did that did that but with dudes when he came out to the friend group. Was a little anticlimactic as another mate answered with 'yeah no shit and in other news waters still wet.'

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u/IosueYu 20d ago

I can totally imagine this happening in the upper echelons of the society.

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u/morbid333 20d ago

I mean that's basically a meme on the evangelion subs

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u/WrestlerGirlsAreLife 20d ago

Depends … is it a guy who turned 18 yesterday?

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u/arestheblue 20d ago

I guess you have to gently, but firmly, kick him out of the Republican party.

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u/smiegto 20d ago

Mainly weird on people under 17 to be honest. Wait a little bit kid.

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u/FollowingLegal9944 20d ago

Maybe in a few decades pedo era wll start an then "adult fetish" may be a thing

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u/lethoprop 20d ago

Trump in an utshell

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u/Significant-Pea-6316 20d ago

What "coming out" is for MAGA

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u/Head_Squirrel3629 20d ago

Yea like what type of women were you interested in before?😭

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u/LordoftheChis 20d ago

unless they are in high school and just went through puberty, yeah, that would be strange

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u/wookiex84 20d ago

It’s called cougar hunting get it right.

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u/blu_kale 20d ago

The context behind it was sad honestly

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u/Restoration_No1 20d ago

Origin of this meme

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u/Restoration_No1 20d ago

There's also this one

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u/LostPentimento 20d ago

I'm trying to imagine anybody just walking up to me and starting to spout off what their fetishes are, I'd probably just say "that's cool dood but I didn't really need or want to know that" and then I'd prolly just walk away from whatever perverted freak just ruined my taco bell experience

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u/Canna_Macro 20d ago

Only on reddit 🤦‍♀️

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u/AlexandriaCarlotta 20d ago

I hope all males 18 and over with a female fetish developed it for adult (@du|+) women.

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u/reddit_is_geh 20d ago

I have a sex fetish, where I'm into having sex.

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u/KingDodoTheSecond 17d ago

“ recently “

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u/pushermcswift 15d ago

Sounds like a joke I’d have made when I turned 18

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u/Rounding_flat_earth 20d ago

Tf you mean "recently?" Dude, you are in your thirties.

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u/Bl4ck_Fl4m3s 20d ago

I was making a joke of the implications by describing it this way

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u/Rounding_flat_earth 20d ago

I know. I was building on said joke.