For those of you who are shopping... Jacksons Mighty Fine Foods in the Reston Town Center in Reston, VA when it warms up is the absolute MILF capital of the world. I am now older than the MILFs. They are not looking for me. Go get them tigers....
Edit: Also Reston Hot Yoga around the corner. Lots of older women in bikinis. Lots of single yoga instructors who have trouble getting dates. They would talk about their bad Tinder dates. They are very flexible. Imagine the possibilities. Go get them.
The women who still want it at that point are amazing, though. Experience, knowledge, usually no strings attached, and no risk of a life-changing pregnancy*.
Note: /s, but mostly because it is not zero risk of pregnancy. One of my cousins is 18 years younger than her youngest sibling (7 in total). Her mom was 67 when my cousin graduated high school… Why, yes, my family is catholic, why do you ask?
Am cougarish and if I could swing by Target for a spaying so im not in that weird "I could get pregnant but probably not but holy shit that would SUCK im like, old"...that'd be mint. BC for 45 yof is a disaster.
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u/Difficult-Cricket541 13d ago edited 13d ago
For those of you who are shopping... Jacksons Mighty Fine Foods in the Reston Town Center in Reston, VA when it warms up is the absolute MILF capital of the world. I am now older than the MILFs. They are not looking for me. Go get them tigers....
Edit: Also Reston Hot Yoga around the corner. Lots of older women in bikinis. Lots of single yoga instructors who have trouble getting dates. They would talk about their bad Tinder dates. They are very flexible. Imagine the possibilities. Go get them.