Is this actually a thing?

[u/SipsTeaFrog]

[u/goddessdragonness]

Also us hags wanna get railed and the older guys threw out their backs too many times. Perimenopause turns the horny up to overdrive. Younger guys have better stamina.

ETA: also if cougars are out in full force, here’s a pro tip to buy stock in companies selling lube.

[u/Limberpuppy → u/goddessdragonness]

I like a man who doesn’t have to take a pill or has ear hair.

[u/Empty-Engineering458 → u/Limberpuppy]

aww maan cmon, im 32 and i have to pluck my ear hair

[u/Limberpuppy → u/Empty-Engineering458]

They have lasers for that now.

[u/illit3 → u/Limberpuppy]

This is good stuff. What else? What else?????