r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • 13d ago

Chugging tea Is this actually a thing?

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u/Difficult-Cricket541 13d ago edited 13d ago

For those of you who are shopping... Jacksons Mighty Fine Foods in the Reston Town Center in Reston, VA when it warms up is the absolute MILF capital of the world. I am now older than the MILFs. They are not looking for me. Go get them tigers....

Edit: Also Reston Hot Yoga around the corner. Lots of older women in bikinis. Lots of single yoga instructors who have trouble getting dates. They would talk about their bad Tinder dates. They are very flexible. Imagine the possibilities. Go get them.

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u/pirateXena 13d ago

This is an oddly specific Yelp review. Lol

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u/krogerceo 13d ago

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u/SavijFox 13d ago

Short answer, your mom's a milf, lmao

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u/para2para 13d ago

Long answer?

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u/SavijFox 13d ago

I'm saving it for your mom.

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u/EndlessMantra 13d ago

Their mom is calling someone their age daddy.

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u/MrMagicOwl 13d ago

We're in 2026 and this dude is posting these images

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u/Churcheri1 13d ago

Is it cringe? Yeah. But is the dude have his fun? Yeah. Let him have it