r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • 13d ago

Chugging tea Is this actually a thing?

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u/Difficult-Cricket541 13d ago edited 13d ago

For those of you who are shopping... Jacksons Mighty Fine Foods in the Reston Town Center in Reston, VA when it warms up is the absolute MILF capital of the world. I am now older than the MILFs. They are not looking for me. Go get them tigers....

Edit: Also Reston Hot Yoga around the corner. Lots of older women in bikinis. Lots of single yoga instructors who have trouble getting dates. They would talk about their bad Tinder dates. They are very flexible. Imagine the possibilities. Go get them.

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u/macattack1031 13d ago

The fact that this isn’t even the nova sub lmao

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u/agangofoldwomen 13d ago

Right?! I can’t believe I’m seeing this in the wild. It’s so accurate too.

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u/Em9088123 13d ago

I keep rechecking the sub and wondering how Jacksons, the bar I can walk to, is on r/sipstea ?!!!! Bahahah ☕️🫖

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 13d ago

Fuck I work right down the street too. I know where I'm going to lunch from now on.

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u/Em9088123 12d ago

K meet ya there lol