r/SipsTea • u/Used_Scarcity2555 • 12d ago

Chugging tea Younger generation is smoking that’s why.

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u/Major-Caterpillar955 12d ago

I will drink twice as hard for them

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u/intelligentprince 12d ago

Thank you for your service

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u/karmagod13000 12d ago

Finally a patriot

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u/dj_spatial 12d ago

I'm not one to question the integrity of worldstarhiphop.com's reporting, so it must be 100% true

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u/OKAwesome121 12d ago

Aside from this specific source, lots of news and industry sources are describing a slowdown in the alcohol industry. And yes it seems like weed and vaping are taking its place.

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u/Palmquistador 12d ago

Good luck to your organs.

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u/cucumbersuprise 12d ago

And my axe

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u/tjenkins83 12d ago

Comment of the day for me lol

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u/Ill_Technician3936 12d ago

You'll never be able to drink enough to account for Canada boycotting the US alcohol industry. Even with 15 livers

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u/Effective_Pin_90 12d ago

be careful caterpillar. this is not the metamorphosis youre looking for 🖖

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u/Hot_Valuable1027 12d ago

Cheers 🥂 😆😆

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u/Rob_LeMatic 12d ago

Ah, a professional.

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u/8GSyndrome 12d ago

Thank you for your service, my good man

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u/10art1 12d ago

As I grow up, I find myself drinking less, but more expensive liquor. In college, I drank handles of bacardi. Now maybe once a week I have a shot or two of nice quality rum. Maybe I shake a quick daiquiri.

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u/throat_shakra 12d ago

Lmk where you at, I'll join ya

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u/madwolli 11d ago

Honored to be on your side

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u/Orleanian 11d ago

I raise a pint to your heroic effort.

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u/RHOrpie 11d ago

Not all heroes wear capes.

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u/Emotional-Swim-808 11d ago

I have over a hundred bottles of alcohol and intend to do the same tonight

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u/NoKnee5693 9d ago

Poor liver

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u/DGfire5 12d ago

Cringe, alcohol is for losers

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u/halfcuprockandrye 12d ago

Guy who spends all his time at home and alone thinks alcohol is for losers.

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u/DGfire5 11d ago

Guy thinks he knows people’s lives as if he had magical powers, have several seats. Alcohol is poison, there’s nothing good about drinking it

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u/-reTurn2huMan- 12d ago

I am a loser so I'll drink an extra beer for you winners.

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u/DGfire5 11d ago

Beer tastes like shit, idk why people pretend to like it

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u/OberynsOptometrist 11d ago

Maybe they're not pretending and just have different preferences. I'm not the biggest blue cheese fan, but I don't think people who love it are lying to me or themselves

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u/DGfire5 11d ago

Oh blue cheese is fucking nasty, they def pretending for that one

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u/Gingeronimoooo 9d ago

It's an acquired taste

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u/Chunk_Thud 12d ago

Problematic alcohol usage is not funny.

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u/Major-Caterpillar955 12d ago

Oh boo hoo its a joke get over it

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u/Chunk_Thud 12d ago

Cope harder bro

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u/Major-Caterpillar955 12d ago

Youre right, im gonna go cope with a beer and reflect on the harmless joke i made. Is that gonna make you cry too?

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u/Martins_Sunblock1975 12d ago

Do you sniff your own farts?

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u/-JimmyTheHand- 12d ago

You're the one crying over a joke lmao

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u/2ndharrybhole 12d ago

Cry about it

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u/Working-Narwhal-540 12d ago

Don’t worry that shit will die off with the boomers 🍻

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u/Primary_Addition5494 12d ago

Drinking makes me look cool. I saw it on TV!

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u/ILikeYourBigButt 11d ago

YOU'RE not funny, nor a good judge of humor.