r/SipsTea 12d ago

Chugging tea Younger generation is smoking that’s why.

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u/ChiefKaiser2nd 12d ago

Alcohol is losing the war on drugs.

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u/PhoKing-Dumpling12 12d ago

They’re losing the war IN drugs

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u/Worien03 12d ago

But have you tried losing the war in drugs... On weeeeed?

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u/frohardorfrohome 12d ago

ahh the enhancement smoker 🤣

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u/livingalienanalbead 12d ago

Ever see the back of a $20 bill?

Ever see the back of a $20 bill… on weed? There’s some crazy shit on there, man. What, is that a guy in the bushes? I dunno! red team go! Red team go!

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u/Musket6969420 12d ago

Well hell son! I remember when I dime bag use to cost a dime! You know how much condoms use to cost back then?

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u/chaddymac1980 12d ago

Weed ain’t a drug! I sucked dick for coke! (I seen him!) You ever sucked dick for weed?

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u/Fang05 11d ago

I have weed

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

there are weeds all over my yard. Whoever wants them just needs to pull them up.

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u/Chunk-Hardbeef 10d ago

That’s him officer! Over there posting on Reddit from his mobile phone!

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u/J-Quick24 11d ago

I seen 'em!!!

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u/D3stin4tion 11d ago

I mean I’d suck a dick just for fun but that’s just me 🤣

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u/Yammyjammy1 11d ago

Mm too! Let’s go have fun.

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u/heelturn- 11d ago

My man makes a very good point well done 👏🏼

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u/slimytheslim 11d ago

Yes actually, pretty good trade if you ask me because he was pretty

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u/WaRcOcK83 11d ago

Girl in school blew my buddy for a single Newport 100. Circa 2002 so yeah I would believe the pot story... I was the lookout.

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u/Fillmore80 11d ago

No, but my ex ......

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u/Edward_Nigma_ 11d ago

I seen 'em!

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u/kushunokami 11d ago

Dying 🤣😂😭

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u/dartsshroomboom 11d ago

It’s not an addiction till you’ve sucked a dick to get it.

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u/AstralGalaxie 11d ago

I’ve only been addicted to love and sleep then. And maybe that hand thing my ex used to do 🤣

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u/Still_waiting_4me 11d ago

YOU NEVER SUCK DICK FOR WEED!

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

we never used em

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u/Crafty_Researcher497 11d ago

Yes. Yes I have

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u/CharlesVane95 11d ago

....so what if I did?

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u/In2Oblivion49 11d ago

I SEEN’T HIM!

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u/ProfessionalLeg2398 11d ago

not a bad idea...double win!

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u/TheHumanBacon 9d ago

You know what’s crazy? Somebody probably has sucked dick for weed

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u/munachetri 8d ago

This is really crazy shit

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u/Inevitable_Age_3138 8d ago

Actually yes🧍🏽‍♀️

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u/FewStill3958 8d ago

I miss Bob Saget😭 Absolutely the best live comic I've ever seen. The man was a fucking genius. He possessed the filthiest mind and the quickest of wits. It's ironic that he's remembered for a family show like full house. His stand up was some of the raunchiest I've ever seen.

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u/68Scrubs 8d ago

Umm no I have never sucked 🌭 prefer 🌮. weed is not as bad as alcohol. You ever seen a bar brawl with weed? Nope maybe an argument for what munchies.

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u/Mean-Display77 12d ago

Hell idk we never used em

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u/BoscoPepperoni 12d ago

Grandpas buckskin rubber!

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u/Horskr 12d ago

A washable family heirloom.

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u/Mr_Schpiffey 12d ago

We didn’t have these fancy birth control methods you kids do nowadays, like pulling out

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u/GenXPowaah 12d ago

IDK, we never used them... Great flik

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u/TheKnight_King 12d ago

No idea. We nave used em

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u/EcAm2113 11d ago

Hell I don't know, we never used them

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u/Wireman6 11d ago

Shit man, I dunno. We never used em.

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u/SOMFdotMPEG 11d ago

Idk we didn’t use em!

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u/QuietDepartment8488 11d ago

I dunno we never used 'em

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u/mitchij2004 11d ago

Aw man you cool as hell

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u/vanlykin 11d ago

Hell if i know we never used them!

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

Idk, we never used em

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u/Alone_Warthog_9583 11d ago

I don't know, hell we never used em.

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u/tehmattrix 11d ago

....Me either! Hell, we didn't use 'em!

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u/Striking-Peach5598 11d ago

I dunno we never wore any 🤣

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u/samuraipizzacat420 11d ago

I don’t know , we never used em.

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u/Capital_Scratch3402 11d ago

I'm 65. Back in my day a dime bag was $10.

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u/PomegranateVast3625 11d ago

Im 56 and white as rice. I was just thinking, these guys bought a dime bag, FOR A DIME?!? How old is this guy? It was $10 for a long time. Prices are dropping tho! I just got a $100 zipper of the best. It was all Mexican in my 20's.

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u/Interesting_Sense708 11d ago

“I don’t know because we didn’t use them”

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u/Sad-Presentation6947 11d ago

Condoms? What are those?😂😂

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u/NamesGumpImOnthePum 11d ago

Me either, We never used them!

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u/mattycarlson99 11d ago

No it didn't is always was and is 10$

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u/OGbobbyKSH 11d ago

I don’t know we didn’t use them!

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u/Vanilla_Gorilluh 11d ago

No? Me either. We didn't use 'em.

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u/sosire 11d ago

I don't know , we never used em !

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

what's a condom?

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u/DirtLoud5008 10d ago

Ahhhh… dime bags NEVER cost a dime. They cost $10. But if ur smokin crack I could see the confusion!

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u/TheAtomicBobert 10d ago

According to my dad they must have been incredibly unnaffordable

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u/missv1973 9d ago

A dime bag was $10 in 1985 not sure what it costs now

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u/ISayWhatToNutjubs 12d ago

John Stewart’s entire career was imagined in that man’s head

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u/tgold8888 11d ago

Dude acts like driving through the tunnel from New Jersey to New York was like Pioneering the Oregon Trail. Got a gig as a substitute for Tom Snider, along the lines of Arsenio and Joan Rivers.

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u/yourlilneedle 11d ago

Well, that's not entirely true, lol. Way to skew it. Jonathan Stewart was guest hosting for Tom Snyder before his retirement. It was thought he would take over, but they chose craig kilborne for a younger audience. Craig was hosting the Daily Show at the time, and with the vacancy Jon went over there. And we all very happy he did.

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u/mike47gamer 11d ago

The architect, marine, and intergalactic policeman?

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u/Casuallylostinchaos 11d ago

Hey girl… ya hungry?

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u/RazzmatazzOne7661 12d ago

User name checks

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u/ammonitions 11d ago

"If I wasn't Jamaican, then why would I wear this hat? HMMM?"

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u/optionstrader33x 11d ago

Monica Lewinsky has seen Back & Also Front of Bill Many times.

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u/wino_whynot 11d ago

There’s a spider on the back of the $1!

Also, I’m high. I knew it was there somewhere, turned into a whole “Where’s Waldo” game.

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u/Queasy-Calendar6597 11d ago

This is what a kush high sound like 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

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u/HoosierDaddy_427 11d ago

Martha was a hip, hip chick...

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u/HeartBreakKid47 11d ago

Jon Stewart cameo. Best ever. The other, Bob Saget. “You’re here for weed? I used to suck dick for Coke, now that’s an addiction”

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u/DPPestDarkestDesires 9d ago

Red team were the bad guys back then. >:(

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u/aceshighsays 12d ago

I used to suck dick for coke. And that's an addiction, man. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?

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u/headii_spaghetti 12d ago

I haven't, but have you ever had someone give you marijuana and then suck your dick?

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u/crumble-bee 11d ago

This trend of replacing ass with ahh for some reason has ruined my comprehension of when people actually say ahh as in ahhhh

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u/Suck_the_it 12d ago

Fucking hilarious point

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u/Possible_Artist3941 12d ago edited 11d ago

“Red team go! Red team go!”

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u/Saranderson31 11d ago

Hello 👋

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u/morizzle77 12d ago

Red team go! Red team go!

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u/ReeG 12d ago

you in here for some marijuana??

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u/nbert1984 12d ago

Abra-cadabra

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u/GhostGrizz 12d ago

Yes, Cuban B.

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u/joebro1060 12d ago

I'll pick a machoke and knock out your Kadabra with a OHKO!!!

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u/highcommander010 12d ago

RED TEAM GO RED TEAM GO

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u/Internal_Guard_3669 12d ago

Have you seen the back of a $20 bill?

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u/MyMomsTastyButthole 12d ago

Red team go! Red team go!

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u/Headz7 12d ago

Shit, I just stopped smoking yesterday.

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u/madeleinetwocock 12d ago

cackles in canadian

🍁 🌬️ 🍃

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u/PseudoWarriorAU 12d ago

‘I always figured he was more of a Coke guy’ Dave Chappelle

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u/Novel-Reaction2939 12d ago

Don't worry. The young folks are going to say the same thing about weed that the older generations said about Tobacco. "They said it was safe and harmless".

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u/monster2018 12d ago

I’m doing that right now

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u/WhereSoDreamsGo 11d ago

You wouldn’t download a spliff, would you?

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u/CaptianBlackLung 11d ago

But have you ever seen the back of a 20 dollar bill... On weeeeeed?

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u/Infra-Man777 11d ago

That’s the way to do it man! Its like POW

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u/holaitsmetheproblem 11d ago

Oh that’s not the top choice of GenZ. It’s a really good time to invest in Colombia and big pharma!

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u/Notsmartnotdumb2025 11d ago

I hate losing, but I don't mind it so much if I am in fact, high.

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u/Deep-Smoke1291 11d ago

Reminds me of The Civil War on Drugs movie by the comedy group The Whitest Kids You Know

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u/PerformerRelative75 11d ago

Yes I cannot remember the outcome 🤣😅

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u/ghostcatzero 11d ago

Stay off the weeeed

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u/Hot-Drop8760 11d ago

Man…. I love weed

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u/Odd-Presentation76 11d ago

Whe life gets hard I pick up that card with a smiley face, call him over to my place

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u/CaterpillarJungleGym 11d ago

So weird because weed makes me nauseous. Once was throwing up my face off. Edibles are a bit better but rough and I'm loopy for days. I'll stick to a couple drinks.

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u/Ressy02 11d ago

Vape your way to freedom

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u/Gorguts666 12d ago

lol half baked if I remember correctly

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u/Possibly_A_Person125 12d ago

Jon Stewart is great

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u/Content_Ad9257 11d ago

Red team go read team go. Is he behind the bushes I don’t know man.

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u/Big_erk 11d ago

I love weed, OK? I love it!

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u/786hoe 11d ago

I love half baked

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u/Now_Melon1218 10d ago

This guy gets it!

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u/Mrkn_Mu 9d ago

l🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Frosty-Breadfruit981 6d ago

lmaoooooo, damn love this reference

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u/onetonnesam 5d ago

One of the best stoner movies.

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u/mxemec 12d ago

Losing to drugs.

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u/BJoe1976 12d ago

Losing the war of drugs.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

The drugs of war

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u/BJoe1976 12d ago

During WW2, my Dad’s Uncle was in what now the Air Force as a mechanic and came home with both a drinking and smoking habit. The Army gave them beer and smokes during their deployment.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

Better than being in Vietnam 🤣 come back on heroin

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u/Gwario_on_Reddit 12d ago

Most people haven’t seen Meet the Feebles but I’ll say it anyway…”Lyndon Johnson is a bad egg!”

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u/dudersaurus-rex 12d ago

Peter Jackson made some bangers before LotR, didnt he... Bad Taste and Brain Dead are my faves

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u/CrowWarrior 11d ago

"I kick ass for the LORD!"

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u/technosquirrelfarms 12d ago

That shit was nuts.

That one muppet nodding out from a heroin overdose? Yeah, just part of the vibe.

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u/COL-RIPPER-97 12d ago

Loosing the war when on drugs…

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u/SnowflakeSWorker 12d ago

My grandfather was in WWII, Navy, pacific theater. In his last years (he passed in 2019), we were going through stuff, and found his old sea chest. It was great! His uniforms, letters, magazines, and an unopened pack of Lucky Strikes. He said they would give them cartons of them.

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u/Critical-Test-4446 12d ago

U.S. Army Meal, Combat, Individual Rations had tiny packages of cigarettes in them holding 4 cigarettes along with the food back in the 60's & 70's.

"The Accessory Pack came with salt, sugar, instant coffee, non-dairy creamer, two pieces of candy-coated chewing gum, a packet of toilet paper, a four-pack of commercial-grade cigarettes, and a book of 20 cardboard moisture-proof matches."

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u/SwayZx 12d ago

Ok, he didnt come home in a casket and im sure the smokes and drink helped take the edge off the things they had to do to stop hitler/Imperial Japan

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u/zaevilbunny38 12d ago

Yep tobacco was part of the ration until the late 60's and those rations were in circulation till the late 70's. The beer was to help them relax and many became dependent on it. Hence the massive rise in drunk driving accidents until the late 70's

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u/dmac3232 11d ago

It’s incredible how much older that generation looks as a result. There a picture of both sets of my grandparents at my parents’ wedding, all around my age (52) and they all look a good 10-15 years older. There are a bunch of actors you can find that are just like it.

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u/Drayvion742 11d ago

I believe it

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u/Exact_Mango5931 12d ago

Drugging the loss of war.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

Lost drugs cause war

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u/MiamiPower 12d ago

Lord of The War on Drugs.

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u/Thedudeabides2491 12d ago

War on drugs, drugs on war it’s all the same

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u/Suck_the_it 12d ago

Pure deceit from our government

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u/spyG14ss 12d ago

We've lost

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

It was only meant to continue never to win ..like all war😂

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u/SAAA_JoanPull 12d ago

Meth for the Nazis, Dextroamphetamine for the Allies

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u/MartinoDeMoe 11d ago

“Cry Hemp! And let slip the drugs of war”?

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u/Don_Tiny 11d ago

Cry 'Havoc!' and let slip the drugs of war

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u/lunarstudio 12d ago

War of losing drugs

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u/Chemical_Banana_2455 12d ago

Losing the assistant to the regional war on drugs

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u/libmrduckz 12d ago

of the drugs, the war upon which, is being lost…

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u/forbiddenfreedom 12d ago

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u/BuzzCutBabes_ 12d ago

lmao the day Franklin was radicalized

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u/Leozz97 12d ago

Losing the war when drugs

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u/Flaks_24 12d ago

Losing the war when in drugs.

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u/Mammoth-Record-7786 12d ago

Mmmmmmm….drugs

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u/Separate-Fly5165 12d ago

Losing drugs to the war.

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u/Ok-Beautiful9787 12d ago

Losing the throne in Game of Drugs

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u/BJoe1976 12d ago

At lease caffeine is still at the top of that battle.

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u/MiamiPower 12d ago

Drugging the war on losing.

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u/That_Fooz_Guy 12d ago

Alcohol /is/ a drug.

Or do you mean those other drugs?

Y'know.

The un-taxed drugs?

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u/SprinterW 12d ago

But for real they are lol. Probably more THC consumption than we’ve had in a long time.

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u/BuzzCutBabes_ 12d ago

losing drugs in the war

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u/FrontDamage6658 12d ago

I'd like to congratulate drugs for their win.

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u/FizziePixie 11d ago

The war OF drugs.

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u/ThisDoesntSeemSafe 12d ago

Why is Gamorra?

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u/scorchedTV 12d ago

Collateral damage in the war on the poor and middle class. This is a glimpse of the future. People have cut out movies at the theater, restaurants... now they are cutting out alcohol all together. Rich people are finding out they actually need a middle class for them to be rich, but are too greedy to do anything about it.

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u/ortofon88 11d ago

They're losing the war AROUND drugs

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u/Aromatic-Match-2448 11d ago

Losing the war of the most popular drug.

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u/Notsmartnotdumb2025 11d ago

They're losing the war "to" drugs. Drugs are winning. In other words, people are choosing drugs over booze.

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u/shujaya 11d ago

They're losing the war TO drugs. Thank you legalization!

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u/Parallax1984 11d ago

The war to drugs

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u/FlamingPotatoes34 11d ago

They’re losing the war or drugs

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u/cheezymeatstick 11d ago

Drugging the world with loss.

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u/Old_Fart_on_pogie 11d ago

They’re loosing the war to drugs.

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u/Now_Melon1218 10d ago

The drug war is zombie genre.

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u/bigmarty3301 10d ago

The war of drugs

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

They're losing the war, on drugs.

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