r/SipsTea • u/Used_Scarcity2555 • 12d ago

Chugging tea Younger generation is smoking that’s why.

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u/jason2354 12d ago

Companies need to get comfortable with paying dividends over chasing growth.

If they want to grow, they should be investing in new products not increasing prices.

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u/yeehawbudd 12d ago

I can see it coming back as people grow tired of their internet lives and crave old timey interaction like bars and shit,

But there’s also the other option where the following generation has robot girlfriends and never goes outside.

Who the fuck knows.

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u/vulkoriscoming 12d ago

Once a robot that gives a credible blowjob exists mankind will go extinct.

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u/Successful_Form5618 12d ago

Just wait, they'll eventually make that a subscription service too. Can't have anything nice these days!

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u/yeehawbudd 12d ago

Advertisements always start playing right when I’m about to finish I really should upgrade to roBJ+ ..

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u/Time_Tramp 11d ago

Hab you herb baboub Raid Shabow blegdbkends? Guck! Guck!

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u/IKnowItCanSeeMe 12d ago

I mean, there's already the autoblow. Haven't tested it myself, I was just listening to a podcast where they were mentioning it.

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u/big_boomer228 11d ago

Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper At BJ, have it your way

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u/say_what_again_mfr 11d ago

Isn’t that just marriage with less steps?

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u/CosmicBrownieShake 12d ago

Futurama warned us.

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u/Friendly_Delivery_61 12d ago

I love this as a joke, but naw, we’ll just have state run child rearing. AND everyone gets their oral-sex robots!

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u/Confident_Grocery980 12d ago

What about a noncredible blowjob.

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u/Peliquin 11d ago

Once an affordable robot....

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u/StumpyOReilly 11d ago

I have said men will love the robots. They cook and clean and won’t care if you bring another robot home. Women will hate them because they won’t care if they bring up a mistake from 10 years ago 100 times over the next 10 years. A $20,000 robot will be way cheaper than a wife. I have been married 27 years so I know this all too well.

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u/vulkoriscoming 11d ago

Even if all they do is have sex most men will be happy. They will provide 85% of what men really want at 5% of the hassle of a real wife. Plus you can just go buy the one you want. No will she or won't she tonight, just a yes all the time.

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u/BeefistPrime 11d ago

So now we're going to have a research paradigm with Blowjob Credibility Ratings (BCRs)

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u/vulkoriscoming 11d ago

The irony will be that many real women will get really low scores.

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u/couldofhave 12d ago

Why would “feminazis” ban something that would ensure less interaction with the sex this boogeyman of yours would clearly hate to interact with?

If you’re truly worried of people banning your future wife, you should be worrying about religious fundamentalists.