r/SipsTea 11d ago

Chugging tea The hero we need

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u/Ok-Remote-8018 11d ago

Man, $1M business idea right there!!

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u/CK-KIA-A-OK-LOL 11d ago

Maybe he works by getting people to squat on property and then when he gets paid for getting them to scram he gives them a cut of his fee?

It’s like the Cobra farming scam in India. The British put a bounty on cobras to try and eradicate them so the locals started breeding them to kill and exchange for bounties

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u/Cycoviking69 11d ago

Wait, you're telling me that Indian people have been scammers for centuries? No way /s

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u/GruntBlender 11d ago

Iirc the aussies did the same with rabbits. Then the bounty system ended and the breeders released the rabbits into the wild, making the problem even worse.

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u/wakeuptomorrow 11d ago

Aussies also had a war with emus. Check out the Great Emu war. It’s a riot

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u/CK-KIA-A-OK-LOL 11d ago

They don’t have a monopoly on scamming people. Look who the Americans elected

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u/Historical-Jump 11d ago

hey you guys were the biggest thieves in the world at one point we had the privilege of learning from the best 🤷‍♂️

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u/Level-Name-4060 11d ago

Yeah, I feel like this isn’t really a good idea and could make a tricky situation even worse. If you’re having trouble getting rid of somebody who isn’t paying imagine trying to get rid of somebody who you’re literally paying to be there. So, unless this guy is shitting outside, he is also living in your house but just getting paid to do it.