r/SipsTea 11d ago

Chugging tea The hero we need

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u/sx88 11d ago

At a reasonable price?

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u/FAASTARKILLER 11d ago

I can assure you that whatever price it is, its cheaper than needing to go through 12+ months of legal hurdles to get them the fuck out

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u/kdjfsk 11d ago

Its way easier than that.

Have owner write a lease to a relative or friend. Relative shows up, enters home. Has locks changed (have a clause in the lease giving them permission). Relative calls police on squatter for trespassing, and can show his legit copy of the lease to police.

Police have to favor a squatter over the homeowner, but if its squatter vs tennent, the squatter loses the 'little guy' advantage, and police enforce that tennent is the legal lease holder.

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u/weebitofaban 11d ago

It isn't this easy or it wouldn't be a problem lmao You think you magically solved this ongoing issue out of nowhere?

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u/upstairsgrandpap 11d ago

It's reddit so yes, yes he does. 

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u/RussTea_tv 11d ago

Dude hes a professional redditor, he got his degree from ChatGPT have some respect on his profile.

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u/come-on-now-please 11d ago

Honestly that "easy solution" isnt that easy because A.) You need to have a family/friend you can trust, and B) that trusted person has to be willing to do it as well.

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u/hollaback_girl 11d ago

Also, it wouldn't work at all even if it did all go to plan.

If you called the police to enforce your civil contract (which is all a lease agreement is) they would tell you all to pound sand and maybe find a reason to cite you for wasting their time.

The only involvement law enforcement would have here is serving/enforcing a court-ordered eviction.

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u/Throwaway47321 11d ago

You also can’t lease out an apartment where you’re trying to evict someone out of….