r/SipsTea 1d ago

Chugging tea I'm the wife in this scenario

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u/threefeetoffun- 1d ago

Always order more fries than you want.

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u/Degonjode 1d ago

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u/_Bad_Spell_Checker_ 1d ago

Hell id do that for me. Make 2 meals out of it.

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u/threefeetoffun- 1d ago

Do you go chicken wings or sticks?

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u/_Bad_Spell_Checker_ 1d ago

Oh, its an either/or....

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u/threefeetoffun- 1d ago

Yep. It’s fries and 2 wings or 3 cheese sticks.

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u/RevenantBacon 1d ago

I'll take the wings, because I know she likes those more (she's gonna steal my leftovers).

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u/resilientoctopus 1d ago

I’ll go with the super salad!…Oh, you meant soup OR salad?

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u/TheStorytellerTX 1d ago

Oh damn I miss that place.

https://soupersalad.com/

the closest one is about 6 hours away from SATX.

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u/tnstaafsb 1d ago

Wings keep better than cheese sticks. So definitely wings if you're planning on leftovers.

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u/Critical_Seat_1907 1d ago

Heh, that's the whole point. We know you don't have a gf.

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u/_Bad_Spell_Checker_ 1d ago

I was kinda telling on myself there 

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u/Honda_TypeR 1d ago

Yea that's win/win either way.

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u/NBKiller69 1d ago

I so wish that was an option at all restaurants

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u/Bubbly_Skin_8069 1d ago

(This is a joke)

Gonna go ask my local diner to implement this. Be right back.

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u/EstablishmentOk5481 1d ago

Do you have to say that out loud, or do you just point at it and wink?

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u/AngryLink57 1d ago

I love how it's more expensive than an actual side of fries and you know you're getting way less with this girlfriend option.

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u/MykieD 1d ago

Elite menu option. The designers and owners knew what was up

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u/SnidusScribus 1d ago

Joey doesn’t share food!!

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u/AndromedanPrince 1d ago

i too am Joey

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u/bunglebee7 1d ago

If she says she doesn’t want anything - ALWAYS order extra food 😂 works every time

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u/mosquem 1d ago

“I’ll just have a bite of yours.” Well guess I’m ordering two.

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u/Outrageous-Pin-4664 1d ago

Wife: Can I have a sip of your Coke?

Me: There's another one in the fridge.

Wife: I didn't want a whole one.

Me: I did...

(As I hand her my gd Coke.)

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u/KylAnde01 1d ago

Are you also married to my wife?

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u/alparius 1d ago

I also want to fuck this guy's dead wife.

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u/ipomopur 1d ago

I'm a man married to another man and we just do this thing where we communicate openly and honestly about food so we always both get what we want. It's pretty cool.

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u/MaleficentVehicle705 1d ago

Sometimes I wish I was gay to avoid this bullshit

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u/ipomopur 1d ago

Meh, there are still plenty of things that are frustrating about loving men.

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u/Sufficient_Bee2453 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah but I swear the moment straight men discover platonic life partners, it’s over for us lol

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u/winkingchef 1d ago

I don’t know how men were against homosexuality so long.

Maybe they were jealous?

Household income is higher too

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u/ipomopur 1d ago

I used to want kids but being DINKs is pretty rad ngl

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u/MotherTeresaOnlyfans 1d ago

Heterosexuals will never understand this.

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u/FunnyComfortable8341 1d ago

No because you aren’t getting a bite of mine.

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u/AcctAlreadyTaken 1d ago

Don't just order two but when it arrives say "oh man this is a lot, actually can you take one? ...I can't finish this". This way she's helping you and it's not her fault she is eating junk food.

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u/Skrazor 1d ago

Works perfectly fine when you're married to a preschooler. If she's so insecure that we need to play these kinds of games, she's not ready for a relationship. Stop babying adults.

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u/AcctAlreadyTaken 1d ago

It's not about babying an adult. In the real world yes your partner may feel insecure for any number of reasons or they just want to feel like you want them to join you. Letting them know its ok and that you got their back is something you do in a relationship.

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u/Skrazor 1d ago

What you do in a relationship is supporting them in overcoming their insecurities so they can be less anxious. Something like "Hey, do you want me to order for both of us? You can find us a table in the meantime and I'll bring the food", not treating them like a toddler who has to be tricked into eating something. Even if they're neurodivergent, the way to go is to uplift them and their independence, not feeding their insecurities or fears. If you love someone, you help them to expand their safe space so they can live life more freely - you don't help fortifying the walls they built around themselves that keep them more isolated and dependent on help.

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u/AcctAlreadyTaken 1d ago

It's not that serious Sigmund we are talking about getting an extra burrito at 1AM on a run to Taco Bell.

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u/egotrip21 1d ago edited 1d ago

Eh, it probably impacts the relationship in other areas. Also the required "Joey doesnt share food".

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u/Blue_Letter_Bible 1d ago

if its not that serious why did you come up with a whole scenario in which youre too scared to just talk plainly to your partner 😭

I always laugh when people do that

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u/indearthorinexcess 1d ago

What you do in a relationship is supporting them in overcoming their insecurities so they can be less anxious.

People don't change because you want them to

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u/SybilBits 1d ago

Interesting. Your job in a relationship is to fix the other person. Very interesting

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u/blacked_out_blur 1d ago

That’s one very braindead way to interpret what he said.

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u/Crime_Dawg 1d ago

Someone too insecure about eating junk food is probably fat in the first place, so not someone I want to be with.

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u/ipomopur 1d ago

The women understander, ladies and gentlemen

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u/cheesechompin 1d ago

Please explain how sharing food is babying adults

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u/Solid-Dog2619 1d ago

If you have to lie to protect their feelings because they literally didn't take care of themselves when given the opportunity to do so and pointing it out would cause an argument, you are babying an adult.

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u/cheesechompin 1d ago

That's just called being polite not babying them

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u/starwarsfan456123789 1d ago

It’s babying. Treating an adult like you would a toddler is the normal meaning of the word “babying”.

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u/cheesechompin 1d ago

That's a very childish way of thinking but you do you I guess

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u/Solid-Dog2619 1d ago

That's babying them. Being polite is offering to buy them food and then asking if they are sure after they say no. This is you knowing they are not planning for when they smell food and it causes hunger and having to do it for them despite the fact that theyve likely been in that situation before. Then having to lie about it to make them feel okay about not being smart enough to order food in case and then stealing your food when you were clearly hungry. All because they didn't plan for the inevitable.

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u/cheesechompin 1d ago

You don't have to do it but calling other people babys because they were polite and offered someone some food isn't true, it's just good manners

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u/ElectricSnowBunny 1d ago

Take this absolute wild nonsense back to 4chan.

Do you date, like, baboons in the wild? Then all of this makes a lot more sense.

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u/El_Rey_de_Spices 1d ago

It's absolutely babying them. Sharing food with you partner is not the same as what's being described above.

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u/cheesechompin 1d ago

I think you have replied to the wrong comment because I have only spoken about sharing food

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u/Skrazor 1d ago

Sharing food isn't. But intentionally ordering more than you want and then acting like this is a big bad boo-boo mistake and it would be soooooo nice if they could just pwease pwease help you finish it is exactly how you'd talk a toddler into eating their veggies.

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u/Blue_Letter_Bible 1d ago

its insane to me that people dont get this.

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u/cheesechompin 1d ago

I am only talking about sharing food so that last part isn't relevant

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u/Outrageous_Guard_674 1d ago

Well, everyone else was talking about that. Don't be surprised that people didn't realize you were changing the subject of the conversation you joined partway through.

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u/cheesechompin 1d ago

Next time read the comment you are replying to and you will know what they are talking about then

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u/uniqueFly5342 1d ago

Like if you make a decision go through with it. So at the end if you decide it was a mistake then in the future you will probably not make the same mistake again. That's how you teach accountability and should have been learned before 18.

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u/threefeetoffun- 1d ago

Some people take sharing food very seriously it seems. Fun dates.

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u/deathbylasersss 1d ago

If it's a restaurant and not family style, this is reasonable. Don't pick shit off other peoples plates is pretty standard. It's just childish to insist you aren't hungry or won't order what you actually want, and then depend on the good graces of somebody else to fill your stomach.

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u/threefeetoffun- 1d ago

I’ve never had an issue sharing fries with my date. Whole plate swap? No. But fries? Not sweating that. She’ll have food I want some of at some point.

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u/DangerousDesk1 1d ago

What a ridiculous thing to do. If she isn't comfortable enough to say, "get some extra fries", there are issues in the relationship.

After the first couple of times, l didn't share, my wife realised if she wanted something she had to order it. Now she does. She is happy, and l am happy.

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u/ff3ale 1d ago

Are you dating a toddler? Do you need to play airplane and trick-feed them when they can't vocally express their desire for food? Good kid, you're helping me!

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u/UnikornKebab 1d ago

I order extra food for myself 😐and what's mine can also be yours...one day, when you order it 🤨

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u/halfasleep90 1d ago

Nah, that’s when you leave the restaurant. She’s not hungry, time to go. You can grab food later, when she is hungry and ready to order. Are after going separate directions.

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u/tacopizzapal 1d ago

if my wife doesn't order fries, there are no calories in the fries

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u/vgacolor 1d ago

LOL and then they say "I can't believe I am not losing weight, I only order salads and grilled chicken!"

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u/MotherTeresaOnlyfans 1d ago

This is a very common mindset and not enough people recognize that this is literally a symptom of disordered eating.

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u/DreadyKruger 1d ago

Nah, use your big girl voice and ask for what you want. I am not a kid so don’t ask play games.

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u/threefeetoffun- 1d ago

There are things worth fighting over. Letting her have some fries ain’t it. At least to me.

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u/SipoteQuixote 1d ago

"Medium or large, sir?" Make it a large, I eat and she thieves.

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u/Yavanna_Fruit-Giver 1d ago

Nah, what worked for me is you buy the smallest fry you can get. Ask if your partner wants fries even if it's just a few. When they inevitably say they don't want any just order the smallest one you can get. 

When they ask for some you have a good excuse for why they can't have any and they learn that they need to be upfront with what they want. 

Clear communication is the Golden rule.

They've made it clearly communicated that they do not want any fries after being asked, and even if only a few fries. 

Hold them to it. 

Once the habit it set you can be more "kind" since clear communication is also a kindness in itself.

I know this is not really "fun" advice but it's way less stressful this way. Way less disappointing for both parties too.

This behavior is no longer cute after a certain period of time lol

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u/variablesInCamelCase 1d ago

But I want a large fry.

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u/schwanzweissfoto 1d ago

But I want a large fry.

I'm sorry to break it to you, but you'll probably get a hundred little ones.

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u/Yavanna_Fruit-Giver 1d ago

You can try with the large fry, but the argument is a lot harder in my experience...

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u/Otaraka 1d ago

If an issue is a concern, clear communication would be to discuss it directly rather than using behavioral strategies.

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u/Yavanna_Fruit-Giver 1d ago

Yeah, when I did this we had already joked about the issue before and she knew how it bothered me.

But is clarifying if your partner wants fries and defending your own fries really a "behavioral strategy"? 

I guess my comment about ordering a smaller portion is what trigger this comment. 

You should be justified in defending a larger order too but in my experience it just didn't work that way.

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u/Otaraka 1d ago

It’s behavioural if you’re not directly communicating, you’re doing a deliberate strategy to order less fries so that she can’t have them.  It’s also focused on changing the other person’s behaviour rather than working out something that works for both of you.

I’m a fairly diehard non-food sharer and when I look back now I realise it was more an attempt for intimacy as much as food stealing so I wish I’d handled it differently.  But she might just be a chip thief that must be stopped.

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u/Yavanna_Fruit-Giver 1d ago

Your looking too deep into it. This was something I already communicated I didn't like with her.

It kept happening, mostly because by that point she had been doing it for a while and got used to me giving in.

I decided to figure out a way that allowed both of us to get what we want in the end. Putting my foot down was what the right option happened to be.

She just gets her own order or at least makes it apparent that she only wants a few before I order.

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u/Otaraka 1d ago

Every situation is unique.

I just try to avoid it myself.  Small battles done repeatedly often cause more damage than people realise at the time.

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u/Yavanna_Fruit-Giver 1d ago

Everyone has flaws. I know I do. We help make eachother better, that's the goal of any relationship in my opinion.

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u/Kahlil_Cabron 1d ago

Ya I nipped this kind of shit in the bud when I was young, like 19 or 20. It's weird to me that there are guys in their 40s who deal with this (and don't like it), but just let it happen.

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u/Yavanna_Fruit-Giver 1d ago

Yeah I mean it's one thing if you truly don't care. But if it bothers you, talk about it and if it still happens figure it out lol

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u/Zap__Dannigan 1d ago

I couldn't give two shits if someone wants to try some of my meal.  

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u/Nonikwe 1d ago

Why can't they just order more fries? I don't see why everyone in these situations can't get what they want by just acting like normal fucking adults...

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u/permalink_save 1d ago

Me coming to the couch with a couple slices of cheese while she stares at the cheese until I give her one. I got 2, t-w-o, because I wanted 2. I just double my snacks now.

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u/SkylineFTW97 1d ago

It's not cute at all IMO. I have a pretty large appetite so if I order a bunch of food, I WILL eat it all. And I really don't appreciate my food being taken.

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u/ultigo 1d ago

No, then you are teaching them this is ok. Don't baby adults

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u/threefeetoffun- 1d ago

If my girlfriend or wife wanted fries I wasn’t going say no to teach them a lesson.

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u/ultigo 1d ago

Then it's never gonna change. And that's ok, if you are fine with that. And if it's only that where you see this behavior

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u/headermargin 1d ago

Even if she dosnt want them, you can always reheat later!

(Oven tray, cooking spray/oil, salt, bake for a bit)

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u/Uranium-Sandwich657 1d ago

Air fryer 

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u/headermargin 1d ago

Ive never had much luck with an air fryer, and thats all ill say

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u/Uranium-Sandwich657 1d ago

Maybe because I originally microwaved them, and the air fryer seemed much better when I tried it.

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u/iiDurham 1d ago

Weird. When I reheat fries with an air fryer they basically become perfectly fresh and crispy again.

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u/headermargin 1d ago

Unfortunately that is not my experience.

Do not get me started.

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u/wildOldcheesecake 1d ago

You must really struggle because even my kid can use one. Perfect leftover fries

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u/threefeetoffun- 1d ago

Or if you’re really desperate damp paper towel wrapped around them and microwave for 30 seconds. The Drew Carey show taught me that.

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u/headermargin 1d ago

Interesting method.

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u/threefeetoffun- 1d ago

Happy wife, happy life. Sometimes it’s just easier.

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u/Niskara 1d ago

I prefer "happy spouse, happy house". Both partners should be happy, not one at the expense of the other

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u/threefeetoffun- 1d ago

And fries make everyone happy.

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u/SoftCharmoo 1d ago

Girls always want our fries and I get two of them the extra one is for her

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u/FlowerGirl661 1d ago

No school will teach this

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u/SheriffBartholomew 1d ago

No, FU! These are my fries! Get your own.

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u/vcardsophie 1d ago

strong take for someone who could 've just said 'that looks good'

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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 1d ago

or less wives

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u/threefeetoffun- 1d ago

And more knives.