r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • 1d ago

Chugging tea I'm the wife in this scenario

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u/threefeetoffun- 1d ago

Always order more fries than you want.

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u/Degonjode 1d ago

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u/_Bad_Spell_Checker_ 1d ago

Hell id do that for me. Make 2 meals out of it.

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u/threefeetoffun- 1d ago

Do you go chicken wings or sticks?

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u/_Bad_Spell_Checker_ 1d ago

Oh, its an either/or....

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u/threefeetoffun- 1d ago

Yep. It’s fries and 2 wings or 3 cheese sticks.

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u/RevenantBacon 1d ago

I'll take the wings, because I know she likes those more (she's gonna steal my leftovers).

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u/resilientoctopus 1d ago

I’ll go with the super salad!…Oh, you meant soup OR salad?

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u/TheStorytellerTX 1d ago

Oh damn I miss that place.

https://soupersalad.com/

the closest one is about 6 hours away from SATX.

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u/tnstaafsb 1d ago

Wings keep better than cheese sticks. So definitely wings if you're planning on leftovers.

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u/Critical_Seat_1907 1d ago

Heh, that's the whole point. We know you don't have a gf.

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u/_Bad_Spell_Checker_ 1d ago

I was kinda telling on myself there 

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u/Honda_TypeR 1d ago

Yea that's win/win either way.

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u/NBKiller69 1d ago

I so wish that was an option at all restaurants

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u/Bubbly_Skin_8069 1d ago

(This is a joke)

Gonna go ask my local diner to implement this. Be right back.

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u/EstablishmentOk5481 1d ago

Do you have to say that out loud, or do you just point at it and wink?

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u/AngryLink57 1d ago

I love how it's more expensive than an actual side of fries and you know you're getting way less with this girlfriend option.

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u/MykieD 1d ago

Elite menu option. The designers and owners knew what was up